WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IS A FAN-BASED FANFIC! ALL CHARACTERS AND ANYTHING RELATED TO BLEACH IS OF COMPLETE OWNERSHIP OF FUNIMATION AND NOT BY ME (BESIDES, I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF OWNING AN ANIME)! THIS FANFIC CONTAINS YAOI (MALE ON MALE FOR THOSE WHO DIDN'T KNOW), MAY END UP CONTAINING EXTREMELEY VULGAR LANGUAGE, AND A QUICK BUT NOT DEEPLY DETAILED ADULT SCENE (TRUST ME I'M NOT OUT TO GET MY BUTT BANNED FOR THIS $#!%). IT ALSO HAS MPREG… SO BE CAREFUL… $#!% IS ABOUT TO GET FREAKY UP IN THIS PLACE, DUDE! THUS, THIS IS AN A.U. (ALTERNATE UNIVERSE). ENJOY! THIS IS MY FIRST STORY, SO GO EASY ON ME!


Two Weeks Gone Wrong

PROLOUGE

"I SWEAR UNOHANA-TAICHO, SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG WITH HIM!" lieutenant of Division 12 of the Gotei 13, Nemu Kurotsuchi, yelled, nearly beginning to cry.

"Now, now, Nemu, there is no need to cry. That not going to get us anywhere, now will it?" captain of Division 4 of the Gotei 13, Retsu Unohana, calmly stated while taking out a few papers from a set of files that she had in a drawer in her desk. "Alright, here they are. Now, Nemu, I need you to tell be that has happened within the last two weeks. I need to clarify exactly what has happened and make sure I have all of the important things down on the notes." she said as she flipped through pages in a small notebook.

"Do I really have to? Just remembering it makes me…" she stopped and burst into tears. Her hands began to get all wet and the tears began to drip onto her legs.

"I'm sorry, Nemu, but the only way for you to feel better is for you to talk about it."

"I…I…I'm… sorry… give me… a moment… captain…"

"Alright, have your moment. Take your time; I don't care how long we will stay."

"I think I can… speak now. I do feel a bit… better."

"Alright then… go ahead, Nemu. Tell me about when you first suspected that something was wrong."


Day 1 – Part 1

"No, no, no, no, no, NO! THIS IS NOT RIGHT! I had all of the things I needed! How is this possible!" someone said as they began to scream in agony.

"Master Mayuri, I heard the screaming. Is someone awake?" Nemu said as she came bursting through the think steel doors to the main laboratory.

"No one is awake, you insolent little girl! If you haven't noticed, MY ARM HAS BLOWN UP!" captain of Division 12, and Nemu's father/creator, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, yelled as he pointed around the room quickly at ripped, black and white flesh, while blood was splattered everywhere around the room. Nemu quickly ran to a glass door counter that had several neat rows of the same grey liquid, picked one up, filled a syringe completely with the liquid, and threw it at Mayuri's armless shoulder. He pressed the top of the syringe and his arm grew out fully movable as if it were never blown up.

"Thank you, Nemu. Next time, STAY CLOSE!" he said as he slapped her across the face and onto the floor. The girl was not surprised by this action, it was normal for her to be treated like this.

"Of course Master Mayuri." The girl said and bowed. She walked out of the lab but stayed close by just in case she would be needed again. While leaving she heard the sound sobbing. She did not know who was crying, she knew fully well that it could not be her master, yet when she looked back inside she saw him. He was hunched on the ground crying his eyes out like a little kid who just lost his favorite toy.

"Master Mayuri is something wrong?"

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? I'M GOING TO END YOU!"

"Forgive me Ma-" Then all of a sudden, she was knocked to the ground by a heavy blunt object. She began to bleed heavily from the side of her head and her brain received so much damage, her eyes were going in all sorts of directions that not even the normal human can achieve.

"HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY PRIVATE QUARTERS WITHOUT KNOCKING AT ALL, YACHIRU!"

"W...Wh…Who are… you talking… to…Master?"

"I… uhh… lemme heal you quickly so you can be on your way, before I change my mind and let you die."


"Wait… he had a mental breakdown?" Unohana quickly said.

"Yes, which is quite strange." Nemu said as if she were confused.

"You don't seem surprised."

"That's because I saw his backed up memories once. The first time he cried like he did was when we got him out of Maggot's Nest about a hundred years ago."

"Ah, I see now. Alright then, continue."