The Dream
SpongeBob and Patrick had planned a meal out together. Patrick was waiting for SpongeBob outside the Crusty Crab. The big yellow sponge took of his grease stained clothes and swapped them with a tux, which he rented just for the night. As he walked outside his heart was pounding – this was the night he was going to tell Patrick how he felt. Sweat poured from the crevices of his yellow skin. Oh how he was nervous.
"You look good" said Patrick mockingly. In return SpongeBob gave him a half smile, too shy to reply.
They walked in silence for a while, till they got to the door. They both reached for the handle, brushing each other's hands. The heat from Patricks hand (or stick or whatever it is, not sure what to call it so I'm going with hand) radiated off him, turning SpongeBob on. All he could think about it Patrick covered in mustard from the Crusty Crab. SpongeBob takes his job tots srs.
The waiter then sat them to a table, and so the date went smoothly. Jokes were made, nose-fluting was done, and food was eaten. How could a date get better?
On the way home, SpongeBob put his yellow hand on Patricks' bum and said, "Patrick, you big oaf, I love you, will you be my forever?" Patrick then looked at SpongeBob and said "of course" and kissed him passionately. They then floated all the way to SpongeBob's door. They went inside the big pineapple and Patrick then began to take off his clothes. But then randomly he started twerking. This was not the way SpongeBob expected the evening to go. A team of SWAT agents then came inside the pineapple, shouting "GET OUT, THERE IS AN INVASION OF UNDERWATER TREEFROGS". ~ SpongeBob then woke up and found himself looking up at the sealing. He realised that Patrick will never love him so he will have to stick to marrying his pet Garry.
THE END.
