Hi, so this is a story I wrote while I was sick and bored. I'll update every Monday and Wednesday. Please add suggestions and reviews, I love reading them.H

"Oh calculus, what a glorious subject," Leo cried, walking into the classroom while spreading his arms and spinning in a circle.

"Are you insane?" Piper asked. She stared at him like he'd grown a second head.

"No, this is the only time of the day when I can actually sleep, therefore making it this most glorious," Leo spun around once more for effect.

Piper stared at him incredulously, "Ms. Hall will kill you if she catches you."

"Then she'd better not see me," Leo winked at her, then turned around and plopped down into his seat.

Piper rolled her eyes, knowing that she'd have to cover for Leo. Ms. Hall walked in, her "extra skin" jiggling, as she made her way over to her desk and sat down. "You may begin your warm up, don't let me catch you talking or else..." she said her small eyes blazing.

Ms. Hall was probably the meanest teacher at the Wilderness School for troubled teens. She had mousy brown hair, small eyes, and a lot of flubber which she referred to as "extra skin." Leo had once joked that it was probably her only source of warmth. There were so many wrinkle in her skin that it was probably amazing that she was still alive.

In the middle of their warm up, a thunderous noise came from the back of the classroom. Ms. Hall looked up sharply and said in a very high pitched, very inhuman voice "Leo Valdez, what do you think you are doing in my classroom?"

Leo looked up and blearily blinked sleep from his eyes. "¿Dónde está el fuego?"

Piper had spent enough time with him to know that meant "Where's the fire" and she giggled.

"Mr. Valdez, please read your answer to number one." Ms. Hall smiled that one sickly sweet smile, that she always reserved just for Leo.

"See here's the thing about that," Leo began. Oh gods, here we go, Piper thought. "I was actually waiting for the answer to come to me in a dream, but see for the strangest reason I was woken up before I had it." He finished, beaming.

"Well honey, I think you'd better get down to ACTUALLY SOLVING THE PROBLEM," she was practically screaming at the end of that.

Leo rolled his eyes and took out his notebook. But instead of writing the warm up, he wrote in swirling font at the very top of his page LEO VALDEZ'S 200 WAYS TO PREVENT DEATH FROM BOREDOM.

Satisfied with his handiwork Leo leaned back and smiled. I bet if I tried I could really come up with two hundred ways he thought to himself.

Warning: use only in emergency cases of extreme boredom. Side effects may occur. Including ISS, OSS, expulsion, detention, groundings, or in extreme cases, no netflix for a week.

1. When the teacher says to "take a seat", you answer "take it where".
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, you answer "Absent".
3. When she calls roll, you answer "yo mama".

4. When the teacher says something, you say "is that so?"
5. If you so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you'll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.

7. Tell your teacher you did not turn in your homework because you were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper airplane and fly it to the teacher's desk. Extra points if it hits the teachers head.

10. Beg your teacher for extensions on reports.
11. Whisper to your neighbor during a test, but claim it was the sugar ants on the floor.
12. Argue with your teacher about your test grade and claim it was supposed to be one or two points higher than it actually is.

13. While your teacher is grading papers in class, sharpen your pencil. Very loudly.
14. When the teacher says to stop, covertly break the lead and say "but it's not sharpened".
15. Roll your pencil across the desk.

16. Do drum rolls with your pencil. Use the head of the person in front of you as the cymbals.
17. Never bring a pen or pencil so you always have to borrow one from the teacher.
18. Return the pencil to the teacher, with the eraser end all chewed and slobbery.

19. Use crayon for important assignments. Purple crayon.
20. Lean your chair back so that it is balancing on only two legs. Extra points if you fall over backward.

Please review, I'll update soon.