Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I swear.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HALES!!!!!! Written for a friends as a birthday fic, hoping to make you smile and think naughty things!
Hermione was sitting on the couch glairing out the window when her husband came home from work. He could of sworn that she was sitting in that exact spot when he left and that worried him.
"Hermione dear, what's the matter?" Her husband Percy asked her.
"Nothing," She said as her eye brows pulled together.
"Darling, we have been married five wonderful years, I think I know when your upset," Percy said going to sit next to her. Knowing she was like a magnet to him he sat awkwardly so that she could scoot over to him and once she was comfortable, he made himself comfortable too.
" I'm on strict bed rest for the next two weeks," She said in an accusing tone.
"Why is that?"
"Your baby isn't coming yet and I need rest," She said in the same tone. He knew she was really bothered by this, as she only refers to their baby as his when she think's the baby is being stubborn. Twice now she thought she was finally going into labor and the healers told her they're false alarms.
"Well she will come when she is ready," Percy said with a chuckle as he kissed his wife's hair.
"Stubborn like her father," Hermione mumbled.
"What can I do to make it better for you, my dear?"
"Pie," Hermione said smiling.
"Really,"
"Yes, and I want lots of whip cream," She said sitting up.
"Oh, is that so?" He asked with a smile.
"Yup, and you better be naked with it in the bedroom in five minutes or I ……" she started but stopped when she noticed her husband get up and make a hastily trip to the kitchen, stripping his clothes all the while.
She laughed as she made her way to her bedroom, thinking of all the things she could do to her loving husband in the next two weeks before their darling daughter got here.
