HEEEYYY people of all races, gender and ponies. This is my second story. I hope you like it!

It was a simple morning in my house-hold. I was sleeping peacefully-ish, until a heavy object was thrown on me. I woke up immediately, the breath knocked out of me. "Run. Run, run, RUUUNNNN!" I heard a voice call and the scrambling of feet. I jumped out of bed and ran out of my room, chasing Camilla and Aubrey. I caught up and try to grab Aubrey, but she shoved Camilla to the ground, tripping me.

"IF YOU HURT ME YOU GET NO PANCAKES AND BACON!" She black-mailed me as she covered her face with her arms.

"Fine." I'm Paige. I have honey-brown hair, bright green eyes and a spray of freckles on my face. I am nineteen years old, and the average height for a teen. It's summer break, so no school, and no parents. My parents went to Egypt for the summer, and I have no true idea where Camilla's parents are, I just know she's crashing with me. First, there is Camilla. She has dark, brown hair and golden eyes. Lastly, there's Aubrey, my sister, who has blond hair and hazel eyes. I was the older one, but our roles were sort of switched.

I got off my friend, and pointed to the kitchen. "Now, walk." I demanded. She got up slowly, and I pushed my finger into her back, forcing her forward. Cammi entered the kitchen and started to pull out the ingredients for her magical pancakes. My stomach growled when she finally started to pour the batter onto the griddle.

Then, there was a knock on the door. "AUBREY! I know your hiding in my loft. I won't kill you if you GET THE DOOR!" I heard a squeak and the slapping of feet on the ground. Camilla placed a plate with pancakes and bacon (YAY BACON ^-^)in front of me. I reached for the syrup, when Aubrey entered the room. "It's a package. For you." She told me.

I got up from the table and sighed deeply. I let my younger sister lead me to the door. "Uh, Miss. Goldburg? Sign here please." The delivery guy told me. I yawned, took the pad, signed it and handed it back. "Your package is on the driveway,"

"Bring it in,"

"We can't, it's too big." He got back into his truck and drove away.

"Too big?" Auz asked me, looking at me.

"HOLY SHIT, WHAT IS THE HUGE BOX FOR?" Cammi called from the kitchen.

"What did you order?" She placed her hands on her hips and looked at me disapprovingly.

"I didn't. Shall we?" I offered my arm, but she just pushed past me and back into the house. I sighed, no one wants to help me unwrap my present? I pouted, but continued to the driveway where a box around seven feet tall stood there. "Whoa-oa-oa!" I looked at the box, trying to think of how to open it. Crowbar? No. I shook my head, then smiled. I stepped back from the box and simply round-housed kicked it, smashing through the wood.

The next thing I heard was. "I'M NOT PAYING FOR IT." From Auz. I didn't reply, because I was being squashed. For the second time in less than ten minutes. My eyes opened to red ones that were looking back at me, curiously and amused.

"Uh, get the HELL UP!" I yelled.

"Oh, but why would the awesome me want to? I mean, this is a very comfortable spot." I finally got a good look at who was laying on top of me. It was... Prussia?

"SAINTETE VOL BAISE!*" I screamed and pushed him off of me, jumped up and scrambled back into someone else.

"Oh, you speak the language of L'amour?" The person I backed into asked and groped my butt. I yelped as Camilla, dragging an irritated Aubrey, came to see what was going on.

"HOLY SHIT. You got Hetalia units?" Camilla exclaimed.

"Units? No, I am the one and only awesome-self!" Prussia exclaimed. I shut my eyes, then opened them again. Nope, still here.

"I'm getting a headache." I rubbed my temples.

France moved his hands to my waist and pulled me against him. "I can make it go away," He whispered and I jumped.

"FLYING FUCKING NO." I roared, then turned to Aubrey. "I'm going to take a shower," France opened him mouth. "BY MYSELF." I walked into the house, the pancakes now less appealing and went into the bathroom. I stripped and turned on the shower. When it reached a comfortable temperature, I climbed in. As I let the hot water run over me, I tried to think. Why were nations mailed to me? I mean, I'm not complaining, but who mails people? I stood there for another ten minutes before I shut off the water, grabbed a towel, wrapped it around me, and walked into my room.

I shut the door and dropped my towel. "Nice curves," A voice commented and I once more grasped my towel and covered up. I whirled around to find Prussia laying on my bed. He looked amused, as if I had just told a funny story.

"OUT. NOW." I pointed at the door, but he didn't move. So, instead, I walked over and pushed him off. He landed with an oof, but got to his feet and headed to the door. Before he left, he smirked. "What?" I snapped.

He held up a pair of my underwear. "Thanks," I ran after him, but he shut the door in my face and I heard the lock click. You see, our doors lock from the outside, I don't know why, but they do. Great, I thought. I'm locked in my room, with Prussia running to show the rest of the Bad Touch Trio my underwear. I sighed and went to my dresser, pulling out a different pair of underwear, a red tank-top, and a pair of jeans. I put them on, then walked back over to the door to study the lock.

I laughed. "Oh shit, that's her evil laugh," I heard Camilla call. I backed up and simply kicked the door off the hinges. Oops, that was a little too hard, I thought sheepishly. I walked into the family room to find the three nations playing with my underwear.

"Do you guys feel something..?" Spain started to asked, but stopped after he saw me. He paled.

"What is wrong, mon ami?" France asked, chuckling. "You should be happy to be able to admire this fine piece of lingerie,"

"One," France turned and his chuckling died.

"Two," Those two countries scrambled to their feet, and ran.

"What is wrong with you guys?"

"Three," I walked in front of Prussia and picked him up by the front of his shirt.

"Holy fuck!" He exclaimed and tried to loosen my grip. I laughed as he struggled, then somehow, he managed to swipe me off my feet, causing us to both crash onto the floor. For the second time that day, I found Prussia laying on top of me. He tried to get away, but I rolled over and switched our positions.

"Heh, I thought you'd be a bit better than this," I whispered in his ear. He snorted and once more, flipped our positions, only this time pinning down my arms.

"We've only just begun," He whispered back and stole a kiss. I kicked upward and sent him flying off of me. He hit a wall across the room. I got to my feet, wiped off my clothes, and walked over to where my underwear was. I snatched it up and threw it back in my room.

"Cammi, Auz! We have to go to Lowes. I broke my door, and yes Aubrey, I'm paying for it." Us three walked to the door and I called to a stunned Prussia. "Come on, we are to the mall. We need to get you three clothes." With those words, Spain and France were standing at attention. I laughed and all six of us got into Camilla's SUV. Camilla was driving with Aubrey in the passenger seat, with me sitting in between Spain and France, leaving Prussia the back.

Camilla pulled out of the driveway, and that's when things started to go wrong. Spain wrapped his hand around my waist, which I smacked, causing it to retreat. Then, France grabbed my waist and pulled me in for a kiss. I put my hand on his face, a war starting. He tried to pull me closer, as I tried to push his face away, while Spain slid his hands into the back pockets of my jeans. I turned to smack his hands away, then realized that at the same time I'd be smacking my butt. Not a good idea with these two. So, I pushed him out of his seat, forcing him to grab onto me, making me lay on my back, and France fell forward.

"Honhonhonhon," France laughed and angled my chin towards him.

"Oh god," I sighed with frustration and slapped France across the face, got him off of me, and sat up. Then, Prussia started to mess with my hair. I didn't care, until he leaned forward and started to whisper into my ear. Without looking, I turned around and pushed him into his seat. I went to ask Aubrey to switch seats with me, when France pushed me back down onto the seat, pinning my arms and legs and kissed me. Spain laughed and Prussia grumbled.

France's tongue entered my mouth and I felt his hand wandering up my back. My eyes widened with surprise, and I tried to think of a way out of the situation, but couldn't. Then, everything turned white and a loud whining sounded, and I melted from the pain, falling slowly into unconsciousness.