Ood on the loo, and what can we do?
The ood here thinks he's our servant.
Doctor says, "leave him," I suppose I believe him,
I surely don't want to disturb it!

Ood on the loo, and what do you do?
Leave it alone, it'll be fine!
Let it do work, it surely can't hurt,
I'll fetch it when I have the time.

Ood on the loo, what do I do?
It seems to think it's our butler!
Ood on the loo, you come get it soon,
Before Rory turns into a nutter!

Ood on the loo, I'm coming back soon,
The TARDIS is being confusing.
Leave the Ood be, it's fine, you see?
In fact, you might find it amusing!

Ood on the loo, now what do I do?
Dcotor says, "leave it alone!"
I find it too bad, it must be so sad,
The poor thing is so far from home!

Ood on the loo, and here's what you do:
It's happiest given a job.
Just let it be, it's not hard, you see?
Soon I'll put it back where it belongs.

Ood on the loo, nothing more to do,
Just waiting to return back home.
A quick trip in time, you see it's just fine,
And you'll no longer be all alone.