Naruto and Sakura were retrieving Saske.

Naruto said to Sakura "believe in me".

Sakura said

"believe in you! You f!#$& said that you were going to kill Saske, how are you

gonna bring him back if he is dead I want him to be my wife you!#$&. Oh yeah I

forgot

I'm a guy.

" Naruto said "believe in me"

could you stop saying that. You always say believe in me cant you say something else." Said Sakura

Naruto astonished

"wtfYou're a guy!!!!! No wonder you kept the toilet seat up."

Naruto in his mind talking to himself

" Nine Tail fox give me chakra.!!"

"Shut th f!#$ up

can't you see I'm sleeping."

Naruto giving the thumb

" Believe in me"

" Could you stop !#$& saying that, Hold on one sec………. I got to take a

dump……Where is the bathroom in this head……..Ill just use his ear………. Yeah yeah

oh yeah, release release, ….. oh !#$& no tissue paper, let me just use naruto

instead."

" ok Ill give my chackra.''

The nine tail fox hit naruto with his nine tail and died, and his last words were

Believe in me BBBEEELLLIEEEVE.!