"Superman! SUPERMAN!" Flash flew into the Justice League meeting room and nearly crashed into the Man of Steel sitting at the table.

"Wally..?" Superman looked up from the report he was writing and stood up. He shuffled the papers and turned to face him. "What is it?"

" You've got to help me. TELL HER IT WASN'T MY FAULT! I SWEAR TO GOD IT WASN'T!"

"Tell who? What wasn't your fault? Calm down and start over."

Wally took a series of deep breaths and shakily nodded. "Well, I was in the cafeteria, getting lunch.. "

"Uh huh.."

"And I was trying to get to the tator tots before they ran out, cause the lunch ladies make really good tator tots. But I always have to run to get there before they're all gone, which is hard if I run and there's like a long line or something. I should really need to tell them to make more, cuz -"

"Wally, the story. Stick to the story."

"OK, sorry, sorry. A-Anyway, I was running really fast to get to the lunch line and all of a sudden I tripped over a tray and crashed into Supergirl!"

Superman smiled. "Is that it? That's not such a big deal. With so many superheroes in one place, accidents are bound to happen. I'm sure she'll forgive you if you apologize-"

"NO! No no no no no, you don't understand! There's more!" Flash shifted his weight from one foot to the other at an impossible speed.. " When I looked up, I realized that... uh..."

"What?"

"''mnotapervertoranything."

"... What?"

"Ummmmhmm…" Flash looked like he'd rather swallow poison then confess his crime. "My hand had accidentally... landed on her... her..."

"Her…?

"Her... boob."

"Her…. oh."

There was a long awkward silence.

Finally, Superman sighed.

"Flash…you really screwed up this time, you know that?"

Flash began to wail loudly. "But I didn't MEAN to! It was by accident! BY ACCIDENT!"

"You know that she won't care, right?"

"Can't you convince her? You're her almighty cousin! You can calm her down!"

Superman laid his hand on his friend's shoulder. "I'm sorry. But I don't think I can do anything. You'll have to face her yourself and apologize."

"But I'll die! I'M GOING TO DIE! Tell Batman to come to my funeral and try to keep them from selling my stuff."

"…..Alright. I promise."

"WHERE IS HE? WHERE IS FLASH?" Both heroes turned their heads to see Kara standing in the doorway.

"Uh… Kara….." Superman began, only to see a murderous Supergirl lunge at Flash and throw him to the floor.

"Kara… it was an accident, you know. He didn't mean to." The man of steel tried.

"Oh, REALLY?" She screamed at him while attempting to throttle the life out of the boy under her. "Is that why he SQUEEZED after he realized he was groping me?"

The only noise in the room was Flash's gurgling.

"Oh. Ok, then have fun." Superman gathered up his reports and left.

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