DH SPOILERS AND A BIT OF STARWARS THROWN IN…
NO CAMELS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS STORY!
'PROTEGO' Harry roared, forcing an extremely powerful shield between Molly Weasley and Lord Voldermort.
Taking off his invisibility cloak, Harry and Voldermort circled each other as Harry went into a speech about something of somewhat importance.
'I am the true master of the elder wand' Harry finished and with that Lord Voldermort grew angry.
'This does not matter Harry Potter' Voldermort said with a menacing voice, 'I have one thing I wish to say to you before I kill you Harry'
Continuing to circle Voldermort and Harry both raised their wands to strike at the same time when Voldermort shouted 'Harry, I am your father' and with that both wizards lowered their wands and wandered into the centre of the imaginary circle they had been tracing and embraced, then walked off into the night.
After 10 years, Harry and Voldermort looked back on the day that they had final found out that Voldermort was Harry's father. Harry was hungry so he went and got the lemon pie from the kitchen and ate it.
Later that very same day, Voldermort went to get the camel he had spent hours fattening so he could eat it and couldn't find it. After crying into his pink frilly apron, Harry walked into the kitchen.
"DID YOU EAT MY CAMEL!?" Voldermort Shrieked.
"Yes and it was DEEEEELISHUS!" Harry smiled.
"NOT MY CAMEL!!!!" Voldermort screamed to the ceiling! "You will pay Harry Potter, you will pay!"
Hearing this, Harry got out his sack of coins and started counting them. "How much Voldie?" Harry asked.
After hearing this, Voldermort got out his wand and yelled "Avada Kedavra!" and Harry was killed.
THE END.
SORRY EVERYONE! VOLDIE WAS MEANT TO WANT LEMON PIE BUT SOMEONE ELSE DID THAT AND I DECIDED ON HIS PET CAMEL BUT FORGOT TO CHANGE WHAT I HAD WRITTEN 3
R&R. loveLIV
