Life is Random. So is She.

Koenma sat on his chair, brooding. His eyes turned to the report he had read earlier. The Hell Sisters were back. They were back and pissed. And they wanted what they had tried to get before they were sealed in ice. World domination. Cheesy, right? Not with these girls. These girls wanted to drag all worlds into a hell even worse then the Hell that existed now. And then, when they were about to die, they would cause the apocalypse. And it was all for their amusement. Life was a game to them.

"Koenma, what'd you call us here for?!" Yusuke, Kurama, Kuwabara and Hiei walked into his room.

"Yusuke, Kuwabara, you may not know of them, but a terrible demon trio is on their way to drag all the worlds to a different world- a world worse than Hell itself." Koenma said.

"You don't mean... The Hell Sisters Teshigahara Akane and Amori Joruri?!"Kurama asked.

"Yes. They have freed themselves and are now in Tokyo. You MUST stop them, or at least separate them!" Koenma ordered. The boys, even the ones that had no clue what was going on, rushed back to Earth immediately.

Akane sat in the alley, a bunch of thugs surrounding her.

"Hey babe, your coming with US!" one of them grinned.

"I don't think so," she smirked. "In fact, I KNOW so." She took out a long, thick black chain with a blade attached to the end and swung it above her head, slicing the humans in half. She sensed powerful spirit energy coming near her. She cloaked the bodies, and turned into a black cat. At that moment, Hiei and Kurama turn into the alley.

A jaganshi!Shit! Akane thought as she stared at the two demons. Hiei noticed this.

"This 'cat' seems to know alot about demons..." he said ominously.

At that moment, Akane knew she was in deep shit. Hiei appeared behind her and his jaganshi eye was activated.

"Beware, jaganshi... you don't know who your dealing with." Akane said, still in cat form.

"Teshigahara Akane. The neko hanyaa of the Hell sisters. Powerful MOST of the time, but as a cat... completely powerless."

"Got me there... but I can run AND I can always transform back." at that moment the black cat bolted past Kurama and into the street.

"...She ran away." Hiei muttered.

Akane transformed back into a human as she passed a convenience store.

"Damn. Koenma must have sent them..." she muttered.

"Hello." Hiei stood in front of her.

"Aw damn it!" Akane smiled.

She's... smiling? Why? Hiei wondered too little too late. Wind surrounded Akane, and when it died down, she was gone.

"Damn it!" Hiei growled.

Akane, who had been sitting on a giant bird (a cat demon who summons birds... how ironic.), smiled in satisfaction.

"Psych." a voice whispered in her ear. Akane couldnt turn around due to Hiei holding her from behind with one arm and holding his sword to her throat with the other, but he could tell she was seriously pissed, and she could tell it was Hiei.

"You do realize that the ONLY reason you caught me was because I haven't fully thawed out yet, right?" Akane asked.

"Yeah..." Hiei admitted ruefully.

"Good. don't want you gettin a swelled head." Akane smiled.

Hiei almost slit her throat right then and there.

"Your'e not in a position to make remarks like that, girl." Hiei growled dangerously.

"Who you callin girl? I was sealed in ice when I was 500! I'm 15,000 years old!" Akane snapped.

"...You look like a 14 year old human. I'll call you girl if I want to!" Hiei snapped back.

"Oh screw you!" Akane said childishly.

Hiei and Kurama dragged Akane, who put up quite a fight, to Koenma's place. Both boys, to everyone else's amusement, were covered in scratch marks, particularly on Hiei. Yusuke and Kuwabara tried (and failed) desperately not to laugh as they dragged Akane through the Spirit World.

"I see you caught the younger of the two, Akane." Koenma noted as he saw the scratch marks.

"Koenma? Why do you still look like a baby?" Akane asked.

"...Akane, I REALLY don't think that's a question your in position to ask." Koenma said through gritted teeth.

"And I REALLY don't care." Akane stated bluntly.

"I should seal you in ice again!" Koenma shouted.

"Try it, I DARE ya!" Akane hissed, cat ears popping out of her hair.

Hiei took the chance to examine Akane more closely now. Her eyes were yellow, like a cat's, and slitted. Her thick black hair had blood red streaks in it, and was in two short, thick pigtails, and the only color on her skin was a small rosy color on her cheeks. She was obviously enjoying the modern day, because she was in a black tee with the words, 'BITE ME' on it, blue jeans with chains coming from her front pocket and ending in her back pocket. Her belt was studded, with a broken heart shaped belt buckle. Her forearms were covered in fingerless gloves that went to her elbows, and she had a small, silver chain around one wrist, with an upside down cross hanging from it. All in all, pretty attractive... for a girl who looked 14.

"Hiei, Kurama, good job in apprehending Akane." Koenma said, bringing Hiei out of his thoughts. "I hope you don't mind if I transport your house to a pocket universe to watch over her and keep her away from her sister." he told Yusuke.

"No school! Alright!" Yusuke yelled.

"Of course, Hiei, Kuwabara and Kurama will be there too. Mainly to protect Akane from you."

Akane, of course, took that as an insult. "And just WHAT do you mean by that?! Even if I was a human I'd be able to kick his ass! And I wouldn't let him within a two meter radius of me anyway!"

"HEY!" Yusuke yelled. Everyone ignored him.

"Thats just it. After a few more moments, you'll have the basic powers of a powerful psychic human, and your strength wont really exist anymore." Koenma said. As he said that, a black spiked collar with a blood red bell appeared around Akane's throat.

"Ah! DAMN!" Akane hissed. She knew what it was. A divine seal. Feh. At least it looked cool.

Hiei smirked, amused at how adorable she looked when mad. (no, not like that.) Her cat ears were evened out and her eyes narrowed, and it didn't help that she had a very young looking face. She crossed her arms and pouted childishly. Her cat tail (which was a bit poof, might I add) was also now showing, twitching in agitation.

Kuwabara noticed this also. "KITTY!" he tried to hug Akane, who spinned around and punched him in the face.

"Touch me, or even get NEAR me, and I'll have you arrested." she hissed.

How so? Hiei asked.

I have connections. None to get me out of this situation. But still. They can land ANYONE I ask in jail. she thought, smiling evilly.

Kitty's got recourses. Hiei thought, not realizing he had basically left his mind link with Akane open.

WHAT did you call me? Akane almost hissed out loud.

Do you prefer Chibi-Neko? Hiei asked, amused.

I PREFER my actual name, Jaganshi Akane snapped.

Don't count on it, Chibi-Neko. Hiei thought as Koenma opened a portal.

Hiei, being the bastard he is, pushed Akane into the portal roughly.

"OUCH!" Akane had landed on her head. How did that happen? I have no clue. She just did, okay?!

Hiei landed next to her, on his feet. "I thought cats landed on their feet." he said, puzzled a bit.

"Yeah, me too." Akane said, rubbing the back of her head. "But then again, I'm the first cat shoved into a pocket universe against my will."

"Does it matter?" Hiei asked.

"Earth rules do not apply in pocket universes! Not at first anyway..." Akane explained. Dang it. I'm supposed to be a cat! So why's my luck run out? Damn you Lucky Cat! She thought as everyone else entered the apartment.

Lucky Cat? Hiei asked.

Cats' (and cat demons') patron god. He brings humans good luck in whatever they need help in, but they give cats all out luck in everything. But every now and then luck runs out temporarily.(1) Damn it. Akane muttered in her thoughts. And WOULD YOU STAY OUT OF MY HEAD?!

...No. Hiei answered.

Akane let out a low cat-growl.

"Akane-chan?" Kurama asked.

"DON'T call me that. It's bad enough that HE'S calling me Chibi-Neko, I don't need to be called 'chan'." Akane hissed.

Everyone backed away from Akane.

"I thought cats were supposed to be nice and cute..." Kuwabara muttered.

"To bad. I'm the bitchiest alley cat you'll EVER meet." Akane said, smiling ominously.

Kuwabara hid behind Kurama, shaking in fear. Akane smiled, satisfied, and sat down on the couch.

Wonder when my luck is gonna kick in again... she thought absent minded.

Never, if I have my way. Hiei thought, but not to her. As long as she doesn't find the gold bell that had been in her hair, she'll remain like this. And if Joruri finds it... she has yet to thaw out so we should be fine. ...I think.

Joruri, wearing a black coat to hide her features, walked around Tokyo, seemingly aimless. She turned into a bloody, copse filled alley way, to see a small golden bell laying in a pool of blood and water.

"Akane..." she muttered, holding the fragile bell in her clawed hands.

"A jaganshi and a fox in a human body... They had better hope I don't find them. We only just woke up, and I DO need some demons to kill... humans are to easy." Joruri smiled.

"But then... Akane will spill ANY blood, as long as she gets to kill." A cruel cold chuckle was heard throughout the district.

Akane was curled up in a corner of the couch like a cat. She had fallen asleep, letting her ears and tail show.

"It's kinda scary how innocent she looks right now." Kurama noted.

"Whats really scary is that she plots in her sleep. Some of this stuff she's dreamed up could create World Wars 3, 4, 5, and 6." Hiei said, eying her cautiously.

"And WHY are you going through her head?" Yusuke asked, raising an eyebrow.

"It's kinda hard not too. She's freakin loud." Hiei growled.

CRASH!!!

Joruri entered Koenma's office.

"Hello there, Koenma. I'm looking for a little cat... Akane. I KNOW you have something to do with her disappearance, Koenma, and I don't like it when little goody-goodies like YOU kidnap her!" Joruri growled.

"...Even if I told you where Akane was, you wouldn't be able to help her. She's in a pocket universe now, guarded by my best team." Koenma said coolly.

"Your best team, huh? Well, I'll just have to find out for myself. Holding Akane in a pocket universe wont do you any good, so long as I have this." Joruri smiled, holding out the golden bell.

Using the magic properties of the bell, Joruri entered Koenma's mind, and in a matter of minutes knew everything about Akane's location, and 'Koenma's Best Team'. She let out a small chuckle and smirked.

"Later, loser. I'm going to go pick up my sister now." Joruri said, vanishing into a black portal.

Hiei sat on the windowsill, waiting for something exiting to happen. Right as the clock struck 12, Akane bolted up, laughing darkly.

"I feel very sorry for you, Hiei, Kurama... Joruri knows where I am and how to get here." She said, smiling.

If both Hell Sisters are here... CRAP. Hiei thought, pissed off.

Yusuke and Kuwabara started panicking, and Kurama couldnt help but glare at Akane.

"Don't blame me. Blame Hiei, for not disposing of my bell properly." she said when she noticed this.

"Bell?"

"Don't you guys know ANYTHING? Neko Hanyaa are born with a bell that not only supplies their link to the patron god of cats, it lets close ones find the owner of the bell if the bell and it's owner are separated. The bells are also full of reserve powers in case I need it. Hiei should have given it to Koenma but instead, he just left it in the alley way where he first found me." Akane smirked.

"...Hiei really IS to blame!" Kuwabara yelled.

Just as Hiei was about to punch Kuwabara, Joruri appeared in the middle of the room.

"My, such a small place. I'm surprised Akane hadn't gotten bored and killed you all yet." she said, looking around.

"Kinda CANT, Joru." Akane smiled, pointing to the divine seal around her neck.

"Ooh, that sucks. Well, even if Akane didn't kill you, I WILL." Joruri smirked, hands setting on fire.

"Yeah... for my own safety, I'll be behind the couch." Akane said, doing just what she said.

"Feh. Wuss." Joruri smirked.

"Says you! Miss 'I-don't-wanna-go-out-in-the-sun-it's-to-bright'!!!" Akane hissed from behind the couch.

Joruri chuckled a bit and turned to Hiei.

"So your the bastard who removed the bell." she said quietly.

She reached into her backpack and pulled out two swords linked by a chain.

Akane sensed this. It was the swords of Athena, stolen from the Roman temple 100 years before the sisters had been sealed.

"I am NOT cleaning up after you, ya hear me?!" she called.

"I wasn't gonna make you!" Joruri said, attacking Yusuke and Kuwabara first. They didn't dodge fast enough, each receiving large gashes on their torsos and or backs.

"Liar." Akane said as Hiei attacked Joruri.

Joruri smirked, kicking Hiei in the stomach with a steel-toed combat boot. Kurama attacked with his rose-whip, only barely managing to land a scratch on Joruri's cheek.

Akane sighed. Why fight? Joruri would win no matter what. She was out of the ice a week before me, so she's thawed out more. They'll just die, so why try to delay the inevitable? she thought sourly.

Hiei shot Akane a glare upon hearing this. His eyes fell to the divine seal around her neck, and he grabbed part of the trim. Yes, he landed behind the couch. With the piece of the seal he had ripped off, he faced Joruri, who was about to stab Yusuke. Kurama saw this and silently told him to hand the piece over to him since he was closer. Hiei just 'Han'ed, tossing the divine seal to him.

I- he- Joruri- OH SHIT THIS IS BAD! Akane thought, in a bit of a panic. "Joruri!" she yelled, a bit to late.

Kurama had the black piece of divine seal, which was growing larger for some reason, around Joruri's neck, and it now looked like a dog collar.

"And you couldnt have warned me before?!" Joruri snapped, glaring at Akane.

Joruri's hood was down, revealing flame-red hair and silver eyes, as well as the same snow-white skin Akane had. She also shared the claw-like nails, and the slightly rosy cheeks.

"I was panicking!" Akane said, hiding behind Hiei to avoid her sister's wrath.

Don't hid behind me!!! Hiei snapped.

And why not? This is all YOUR fault. Akane snapped back.

"Don't blame me, onna!" Hiei growled.

"He speaks!" Akane and Joruri both gasped.

Koenma appeared in Yusuke's living room, observing the damage Joruri had done. He wasn't in his baby form.

"Koenma, your not a baby anymore! Did you have a growth spurt?" Akane asked.

"No you idiot! This is his real form!" Joruri said, slapping Akane upside the head.

"Oh."

"Baka onna." Hiei muttered.

"Says you." Akane hissed. "Are you sure your a man?"

"I am NOT a WOMAN!" Hiei yelled.

"Are you sure?" Akane asked, totally forgetting Koenma and everyone else. she had ONE thing in mind- ANNOY HIEI!

Hiei obviously sensed this, but it went in one ear and out the other. He was pissed. The one who pissed him off was right behind him. And he had a sword. She didn't. Should he? Shouldn't he? Oh what the hell.

Well, that was the first one! Ha ha... so sorry if it sucks. Please, constructive criticism only if you can, and no flames. And I really am sorry about any grammar mistakes. By the way, what do you think of Akane and Joruri? And yeah, I know they have different clan names. But they ARE sisters. By the way, I will give a special guest appearance to the first person to guess what type of demon Joruri is. And no, unlike Akane, she is not a cat.