My friend Kaylie and I did this story out of complete boredom. Hope you like it as much as we enjoyed writing it?
Emerald sits at her computer, staring at a blank screen.
Why? Why can't I come up with the inspiration for a new story? Why can't anything entertaining happen around here?
"Emerald, I'm here." Emerald turns around to look at the doorway of her small room. A young, attractive woman walks in carrying two bottles of Vodka.
"Faranir, what are you doing here? You know this is my secret private living space/living compound for the Sohmas. You also know that I am still underage for drinking. Why do you torture me so?" Faranir, smiles and holds up the bottles.
"Oh, not for you, darling." Behind her Shigure walks in and grabs her around the waist to get at the bottles. Faranir jabs him in the gut. Shigure falls clutching his sides.
"Married woman darling," she comments before handing him the bottle.
15 Minutes later...
Shigure is stumbling around the room... dead drunk. Emerald is yelling at Faranir at the top of her lungs.
"What the hell were you thinking? He can barely handle one drop of alcohol! When he does eventually sneak a bottle, he turns into...(looks at the drooling Shigure) that... "
Suddenly, he collapses onto the front of Faranir. He changes in a puff of smoke into a black dog. Faranir drops to all fours and snarls, suddenly a massive blue-gray wolf. Shigure takes one look and bounds away out of the room. Emerald stands, clapping in the background as Faranir phases back.
"I've been wanting to do that for ages." Silence is all that is heard when...
Kyo: "Oh, damn it, Shigure! Put your pants back on!"
Yuki: "That's just disgusting and wrong on so many levels!"
Haru: "I have to agree with the cat and the rat."
Ayame: "I don't know about that. I kind of like it..."
Momiji: "Um, what does that mean exactly..."
Akito: "Does anyone want to tell me why Shigure is naked in the middle of my bedroom?"
Kisa: "Uncle Shigure, why are your pants off?"
Hiro: "Kisa, I will tell you when you are older."
Ritsu: "I'm sorry! I apologize to the world, to the innocent eyes, to the very ground that you walk on, to the bed that...
Mitsuru: "Ritsu, calm down and shut up!"
Kagura: "Hatori, did you forget to give Shigure his medication again?"
Hatori: "Oops..."
Mayuko: "It's not all your fault Hatori. If he wasn't such an idiot you wouldn't have to remember to give him the cure for his moronic tendencies."
(door opens and slams in background)
Machi: "Does anyone want to tell me what is going on?"
Emerald and Faranir take off running to the scene.
Shigure: "What's wrong? Does no one like it?"
Ayame: "Well, now that you mention it..."
Entering the room, Emerald and Faranir shout in unison: "Both of you, SHUT UP!"
It was dead silent. The scene before them was quite... startling. At first, they couldn't see because there was a large circle of zodiac members all facing the center of Akito's bedroom. They had to fight to get to the front, transforming a few along the way, and they are immediately scarred for life. Akito and Ayame are both fighting over the naked Shigure...on the ground. For a moment, Emerald's perverted mind thought that something else was occurring, but then Faranir slapped some sense into her...literally.
Faranir, while averting her eyes from down below, slowly moved towards the group in the center of the room. Emerald could swear she could hear the African gorillas hooting in the distance. The crowd waits to see what Faranir will do next. Faranir suddenly drops onto all fours and transforms into a large, intimidating wolf. Akito, Ayame, and Shigure suddenly shrink flat onto the floor. The wolf growls.
Emerald, knowing how to speak wolf, translates for Faranir, "I want everyone in there respective rooms immediately. Shigure, put your damn pants back on. If any of you are outside your rooms for the next half hour, I will personally come and bite off a part of your anatomy."
Emerald is left coughing at the dust, while Akito and Shigure, who now has his pants back on, are left cowering in the corner. Faranir changes back.
"Why are you two still in here? I told you to go to your rooms," Faranir says to the two figures in the corner.
Emerald stifles a laugh, barely. "Um, Faranir, I hate to break it to you, but this is their room."
Faranir, looking quite annoyed, since she likes to know everything, says, "Oh, alright. I'll let you live...this time," she turns to Emerald, "Alright, Emerald, I think I am ready to head home now. Talon will probably be wanting dinner at some point today."
Emerald laughs, remembering the one time that Faranir forgot to feed her husband. "Alright, we wouldn't want a repeat of last time would we?"
They both laugh. "Alright, I will call you tonight. Mwahhhaaahhaa!" Faranir leaves the dead silent house, all of the Sohmas hiding in fear in their rooms.
Emerald goes back to her room and starts up her computer. She pulls up the blank screen.
I think I have inspiration for a new story now...
Well, there you have it! My (Kaylie clears throat), I mean OUR first installment in our new series, Our Life with the Sohmas! If you want to see more of these stories, you can:
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Thanks for reading!
