Life FAR from Normal.

Author's Note: This is set after the Epilogue of "The Betrayal of Light" featuring the characters from the previous story in their new normal lives. This is a mini-series and I'm considering on making a full sequel, depending on how I feel and what you fellow readers think of this.

Let's just say...I try to have a good sense of humor. I don't own anything here.

I could provide suggestions from all of you in your reviews for some funny ideas with my own to merge them together in the future chapters, which I'll review in the Author's note below.


EP 1: Xehanort's Crabby Day.

Being one of the heads was always tiring and sometimes frustrating for Xehanort at the Academy. Especially when some of the students do silly and childish pranks which makes old people like himself and sometimes Eraqus peeved. On the other hand, the 80 year old man wasn't a much liked man to pretty much all of the students at the academy, especially 18 year old Terra who, for having such hard times with him, always ends up getting punished for no reason.

The moment Terra finished his latest punishment of detention, he fleed the classroom and Xehanort who grumbled to himself, and Terra walked down the hallways, sighing in relief. He knew that Aqua would be peeved and would want an explanation on why he had to cancel their date to the movies.

"OW!" a scream startled Terra out of his thoughts, and he rushed into the classroom where he heard the scream, and figured it was the class that went to the beach to gather crabs for the Aquiaum(A/N: Sorry for the spelling mistake), which his friends Ven, Isa and Lea, all 15 years old, and when he entered, he tried not to smirk as Lea had a red Caribbean crab pinching it's pincher on the redhead's butt, which the boy tried to get off while running around the class, which only had the three of them. The other students who went earlier today and the teacher had obviously left already.

There were at least nine crabs the boys collected, three for each, and Ven and Isa both laughed while Lea ran around like an idiot, screaming away in 'agony'. The teen soon glared at his friends and yelled, "Don't just sit there! Get this crab offa me!"

"Nice new butt decoration, Lea." Isa snickered.

"Veeen!" Lea whined pathetically.

Ven flinched away, "There's no way I'm gonna touch that thing! I already had three pinch my arms-twice, in fact. I don't need a fourth one."

"Hey, I got pinched by one on my arm, one on my lower parts, and now on my butt!" Lea protested, while still trying to get the crab off of his butt.

Terra, seeing how he's the only one who could save Lea, approached the boy which caught the attention of the three younger teens, and carefully held the crab, before saying soft words to it, and it actually let's go of Lea's butt, before the brown-haired man placed the crab with other eight crabs. Lea in the meantime, sulking, acted faint and fell to the ground, pretending to be dying for some sympathy.

"Are you alright, Lea?" Terra asked to the boy who layed on the floor.

Lea shook his head, "Noo..." acting dramatically, "I'm done for...Goodbye cruel world!" and played dead. Not that it was very convincing, and Ven, Isa and Terra weren't buying it.

Isa stood up from his chair and kicked Lea on the side, the redhead whining again. "Stop acting like a baby and get up." Isa commanded.

Rolling his eyes in annoyance, Lea sat up, grumbling, "Nobody around here gives me any sympathy, for crying out loud."

"Cry me a river." Isa replied.

"I take that the field trip didn't go too well, right?" Terra asked Ven who shrugged.

"Well, each of us had to get at least fourteen crabs each for the aquarium, but the three of us only managed three each, so now we have to add up ours to take them to the river and try again next week." Ven explained.

"Which is a real torture." Lea sighed, "If I didn't know any better, I swear the teacher wants to place the crabs into our chair to get pinched on all over."

Terra looked at the crabs, and remembered Xehanort giving him a punishment, and then an light-bulb lit up in his head, and he grinned. He looked at his friends and asked, "Hey, mind if you guys help me with my kind of problem with Xehanort?"

The three teens looked at him, and immediately, Lea was the first to grin almost evilly, "If this help means teaching that guy a good lesson, count me in!"

"Sure, I'm in." Ven grinned.

"So, what do you want us to do?" Isa asked.

Terra's grin grew as he looked at the crabs, before looking at his friends again and said, "Well..."


Xehanort was in his living courters as he sat down on his chair after another long day, when he felt something pinchingly uncomfortable. Blinking in confusion, he then noticed a piece of paper between his legs, and took it out and read, furrowing his brows in confusion.

Look under the chair, if you dare.

"What in the world?" Xehanort muttered, deciding to humor whoever wrote this latest joke. Probably Terra and his friends again. Maybe the pinching thing he's sitting on was just a hard pin cosin. But this pin cosin seemed...moving? Looking as low as he could in his aging body, Xehanort looked under his chair...and jumped up crying out in pain as a crab was pinched on his nose! He screamed out again as another crab pinched his butt, and seven more appeared from under the chair and slowly climbed onto him, pinching his legs and his arms.

Outside of his courters, Terra, Ven, Lea and Isa quickly made a run for it after their heard the cue they were waiting for and as they ran, they all laughed in hysterics, passing Eraqus who paused and turned to watch the four young men run and laugh. Shrugging, Eraqus continued to meet with Xehanort only for the said man to burst out of his door, covered in nine crabs.

At the sight, Eraqus couldn't help but laugh. "Terra giving out his revenge on you again, huh?" he asked. "Wasn't being glued to the chair enough?"

"I want those four to have a triple detention!" Xehanort grumbled, winching as the crabs continued to pinch him.

"Actually, no." Eraqus shook his head, much to Xehanort's horror. "You deserved it."

By the end of the week, Xehanort had crab pinchings, but the only punishment Terra, Ven, Lea and Isa got was a few days of no video game arcades on weekends.

To be Continued...


A/N: What do you guys think so far? In the next episode, Elena wants Aqua's help on hanging out with Tseng, while Terra tries to get the Wutaiian Turk to ask Elena for a date, but things don't go according to plan.

I need you guys to tell me what you think and give me some ideas for the next chapter in your reviews, pretty please.