Warners vs. GLaDOS

It was a nice day to be GLaDOS, the turrets were firing, the test subjects were testing, the turrets were firing at the test subjects who were testing. It seemed nothing would trigger Murphy's Law! That is until she got that strange box, the box was labeled with signs such as "HIGHLY VOLITLE," "KEEP AWAY," and "DON'T OPEN!" So naturally, being from aperture science, she opened it, and quickly regretted her decision… for inside was the worst thing to happen to her since Chell, inside the box… were the Warners! The tallest and oldest Yakko, the one with the red cap Wakko, and the only girl of the group Dot. They began by singing a song that I can't write because I couldn't think of one, but once they were finished GLaDOS slow clapped and said, "Well done, that was the most moronic thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a personality core designed to be the biggest moron ever." "Well that was hurtful," said Wakko, "you didn't even ask our names." "Fine," said GLaDOS," who are you?" "We're not telling you!" said Dot, smiling smugly. "Then what was the point of me asking." She said, in deadpan snark. "Asking what?" inquired Yakko. "Who are you." said GLaDOS answering his question. The two males of the group replied with "We're the Warner Brothers!" Dot chimed in with "and the Warner Sister!" immediately after and said their names in succession. Needless to say, GLaDOS had only met them and she already hated them collectively more than Chell, Wheatley, birds, and being put into a potato. She was so irritated she decided to do the unthinkable! …Okay, it was totally thinkable for her. "Oh, you like jokes, do you?" GLaDOS said in a dangerously quiet tone. The Warners just nodded innocently with Wakko shaking his head. She took it as a yes. "Well, here is my joke…"

"Is it the one about the pineapple and Christina Aguilera!" Yakko chimed in. "No." GLaDOS said flatly, "The joke is you… surviving deadly neurotoxin." Then she turned on the toxic gas. However, when she looked at the Warners again, they were wearing gas masks! "Where did you get those!?" GLaDOS asked threateningly. "From behind our backs." Dot said nonchalantly. "You had gas masks behind your back this entire time, well that's believable." GLaDOS said sarcastically. "Yes it is, so you've heard of cartoon physics?" Wakko said. "No, actually that was sarcasm. " GLaDOS said. "Really? I couldn't tell because your last joke wasn't very funny." Yakko commented. "It would have been funny to me, had you not ruined the moment."GLaDOS explained. "You mean if we didn't have our gas masks and we just let our nervous systems shut down and kill us?" Dot said emptily. "Yes." Replied GLaDOS. The Warners looked at each other. "We still don't get it." They said in unison. At that point GLaDOS was beyond secretly wanting them to test and just wanted them to leave. "Alright narrator, we get the hint, we'll leave." And on that note, they left. GLaDOS didn't even question what they were talking about, they were gone, but they left a present wrapped with a bow. GLaDOS (not one to learn a lesson) opened it… and found a giant cherry bomb with a lit fuse. "I hate them so much. "GLaDOS said. END