A Boy and His Pig
"Alec, I love you a lot" Magnus sighed "but I just don't understand your enjoyment for black coffee"
Alec looked up from his coffee and stared at Magnus. He stayed up with Magnus the night before trying to find his parabatai and Clary, and he really needed his coffee fix to stay awake.
"And I don't understand your love for sweet coffee" Alec said glancing at the overly sweet coffee that must have had caramel, vanilla and unicorn tears for all he knew. It looked way to sweet, he liked his coffee the way it was supposed to be made, nothing added.
"Have you ever tried milk in your coffee Alexander?" Magnus asked, flopping on the couch opposite of Alec.
"Maybe once a couple of years ago" Alec mumbled looking down at his hot drink. Maybe he should try again with milk, or even sugar. Maybe he'll like it. But then again, maybe not.
"You should try it" Magnus sang as he grabbed a book on spells. Alec looked around the room at all the books lying around; there was still a huge pile of books that they haven't even gone through.
'maybe the milk and sugar can give me the boost I need for tackling this mess' Alec thought as he got up with his coffee.
He went into the kitchen and found the sugar container. After adding a spoon full of the sweet stuff he took a sip of the coffee. It didn't taste bad per say, but it needed something more. He wondered off to the fridge, opening the door he looked all around for the jug (?) of milk, his eyes skimmed over some odd concoctions Magnus had, his eyes landed on a container with what looked like milk. Alec sniffed it just to make sure it wasn't some odd potion or something.
"Yep, its milk" He said to himself as he closed the fridge and walked over to his coffee. Adding some of the milk into the cup, Alec watched as the once dark liquid turn into a light brown.
Just as he was going to take a sip his cellphone went off on the nearby counter. The name Izzy was flashing crossed the screen.
"Hey Isa-"
"Alec, we know where Jace is" Isabel interrupted him. "Meet me in Central Park in ten minutes" she then hung up.
Alec gulped down the now cool coffee, not caring about the taste, and then went to grab his gear near the front door.
"Going out?" Magnus asked, eyebrow rose.
"Yeah, Izzy said they know where Jace is" Alec said quickly as his trough on his coat.
"Do you want me to come?"
"No, it's going to be like the last three times. We get to where he is, and he's not there" Alec sighed and opened the door. "I'll be back later" he said closing the door and taking the stairs two by two.
As he ran down the busy streets of New York, he realized not only could he have sked Magnus to make a portal to Central Park, but he forgot to tell Magnus he loved him before he left.
'Oh well' He thought as he dodged another car 'I can always make it up to him when I get back'
Just as the park came into view, a wave of nausea came over him. Alec stopped running and lent on a nearby building. A wave of dizziness hits him next, he didn't know if he was going to be sick or faint. A shock wave of pain starting from his lags went up through his body, once it reached his head, Alec blacked out.
...1.
'Well this was a waste of time' Clary thought as they walked thought an ally. She and Jace were coming back from a mission Sebastian sent them on. They were supposed to receive an object from a Downworlder, but the guy never showed up. They didn't know where they guy lived so they couldn't even go find the guy.
Clary sighed as she turned to look at Jace. He still wasn't her Jace. He looked the same, but there were odd things that didn't make him the boy she fell in love with.
Just as she was going to ask him something, a pink and black blob ran right into her.
Looking down at the small pink thing, she realized it was a baby pig. A bleeding pig. Nothing too bad of course but the little baby was scared and looked in pain, so she picked up the squealing baby.
"What are we going to do with that?" Jace asked looking at the pig. The pig looked back at Clary and Jace and seemed to calm down. It snuggled closer to Clary almost as though it didn't want to be left alone.
"We are going to take it back with us" She said tucking the little thing into her coat to keep warm.
Jace just shrugged and went along with it. It a matter of minutes they were back at the odd moving apartment.
Clary set the pig down on the floor; it oinked at her and tried to get back into her arms.
"No Piggy, I need to get you some bandages" She said, the pig seemed confused at that, but then turned as much as it could to see its body. On the baby pig's body there was a couple of burse and cuts that could get infected.
"Stay here, I'll be back soon" She said and grabbed Jace by the arm to help her find bandages.
"It's a pig Clary, not a dog" But the pig stayed put. Jace led her to small bathroom on the first floor. in there was a first aid kit with bandages, they rummaged through it a bit just to make sure it had everything they needed to help the pig. She and Jace both jumped when a loud squeal ripped though the apartment. Taking the kit in hand, Clary went back to find the pig.
CY:
WOW! I didn't think I would wright this much!
Any who, hi! This is a new story that I am doing. I have to first 5 chapters done, but as you can probably tell, I need a beta reader. Or someone who is willing to read though and catch all my grammar errors. I know there must be a lot, but since I have a learning issue I can't tell when I'm using the wrong words... so yeah... like though and thought. I don't know which is witch... Can someone please help me ^^; even if no one dose, I'll still update this hopefully once a week.
ALSO THIS IS A CRACK FANFIC! It might seem like it has a plot, but that all ends next chapter. It's supposed to be funny with silly things happening. The first two, maybe three chapters will have a bit of a plot just so you know where the pig came from. And yes, the start with Alec is important. You probably know why.
One last thing before I go:
I am be the crazy one that wrights this, but I want your help into making it, so any ideas will really nice! You want to see Clary dress up the pig then tell me! It will happen. You want Jace to eat bacon in front of Sebastian and the pig then it's coming up! But I need ideas for this silly story to work. No matter how crazy or silly the ideas are, I will add them! So send them in please!
Thanks for reading!
