[The episode starts a Royal Woods Shopping, where Rita is shown leaving the cart as Lisa nervously waits behind a shelf. She then tries to slam dunk a box of sweets into the cart, just as Rita returns back and launches herself to kick it off her hands]
Lisa: Now!
Rita: Huh?
[Lincoln and Leni summon out of the shelves, and Lynn Sr. crashes through a box of cans, accidentally splitting his legs. They are all each carrying a box of treats]
Lynn Sr. : Ow.
[Lori runs up to Rita and fails to combat her, as Lola tries to reach into the cart. Rita tangles their arms and chokes them, and Lynn Sr. comes up to the battle, ending up tangled also. The trio gets thrown off. Lisa, from behind, tries to sneak her box into the cart. Rita notices and kicks the cart, catapulting the product away into Lana's arms. She then slams the fridge door into Lana's face, stuffs Lynn Sr. into the fridge, and kicks the flying product, launched by Luna and caught by Lisa, into a mess of marshmallows. She roars]
Lincoln: Why can't we just have one treat?
Rita: Because it's the end of the month, and I work a dead-end job where I get paid peanuts.[All sigh] That's not a figure of speech, by the way.[Shows wallet full of peanuts]
Lynn Jr. : Then why are we even here?
Rita: Because I asked for an advance on my next quarter, and they said "Yes."[Shows quarter]
Lisa: Great! I know a place where we can get a full shopping cart for twenty-five cents. It's called the eighteen-sixties.[Frowns]
Rita: But not if you're shopping for a good deal.[Sniffs around]
Lucy: What's she doing?
Lynn Sr. : Sniffing out a bargain. Your mom's family always had this super ability to save money. I mean, she had a bowl haircut until she was six, but her parents didn't want to wear down a good bowl, so technically, she had a "doing a handstand in a pothole" haircut.
Rita[Sniffs, notices]Aisle thirteen.[Reaches behind shelf]Ha-ha-ha![Drags out box of corned beef]Corned beef!
Lisa[Reads can]"This can can be opened by women of reasonable intelligence with limited male supervision"?
Rita: Well, they're from the sixties, but look, only twenty cents for the whole pallet. I guess times were easier then if you were a man and not a minority and were comfortable with the constant threat of nuclear annihilation. Ha, how things have changed, huh
All[Inhales]Mm…
Rita[Dejectedly]Yeah.[The box of corned beef is being dragged by a man at the other side] Hey. Hey![Pulls back]This is our food for the next month.
Pop Pop: Back off, lady! We saw it first!
Rita: I grabbed it first!
Pop Pop: Just leave it already. It's ours![Rita generates muscles and pulls the box with all her might, cleaning the shelves off of items. Rita gasps, as the scene reveals her parents]
Rita: Dad? Mom?
