Hey guys! This is just a weird, random fanfic I decided to write for my own amusement, and hopefully yours too! Enjoy!

"BUBBLES!" Professor Layton screamed as he jumped out of the bathtub, absolutely terrified. He began flapping his arms rapidly in an attempt to fly away, but it was no use.

Layton sat in the corner of his bathroom, cowering away from the horrific sight in the bathtub. "Please don't hurt me..." He whimpered, burying his head in his arms.

"MWAHAHAHA..." An evil laugh came from the plughole. This made Layton scream at the top of his lungs, dart out of the bathroom and out of the house. He was too scared to even put some clothes on.

He ran down the street shouting, ranting about how the bubbles in his bathtub were evil and that even as he spoke they were planning his fate. DEATH...

He scrambled into the University and ran past Dean Delmona.

"Hello Hershel! You look..er... swell! Yes.. absolutely swell.."

He went into his office and searched high and low for his fire extinguisher. He found it in the fridge, next to his porcelain ham sandwich.

"HAH! Stick this up your arse, you bastard!" He said, and sprinted back to his house. It had apparently still not occurred to him that he was BUCK NAKED and waving a fire extinguisher above his head like a madman.

Upon arrival at his house, Flora came running down the stairs, shouting, "You set them free! You set them free!" Breaking into a sob, she curled up on the floor and started singing Baa Baa Black Sheep.

"Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full..." (and you thought Layton was crazy!)

Layton ran upstairs ignoring Flora-who clearly needed medical attention-and bolted into the bathroom. Raising the fire extinguisher above his head, he was about to push the button, when-

"Step away from the bathtub, Layton." Clive stood at the doorway, carrying a portable chainsaw.

The Professor retaliated by stepping behind the bathtub and retrieving his motorbike. He got on (still naked) and revved the engine.

"Bring it on, BITCH!" He shouted.

The fight was over relatively quick, seeing as Clive has slashed Layton's tyres with his chainsaw.

Layton dropped to his knees and thumped the floor, sobbing. "Why? Why didn't I listen to you Mummy, WHY?"

"Because your stuuupid..." A female voice came from behind him.

"Mummy?"

Layton turned around and was met with a fist that hit him square in the face.

*Blackout*

Weird? That's my mind for ya! Read and review!