Welcome to Battle of the Heroes with your host me!! Allen Benford!! And the other guy…you know, the co-host…..Andy Pimentel!!!!
Tonights heroes will be…..Naruto! Sailor Moon! Link! Samurai Jack!!! And last but not least….SpongeBob SquarePants?
Well this will be an intresting battle to the death folks. Let's see how this turns out!
In the Locker Room
Sailor Moon: How come I have to share lockers with the GUYS?!?!? Hey, Spongebob stop trying to look down my skirt!!!!
Spongebob: sorry…its just soo…..Inviting!!!
Naruto: I WANT NOODLES! GIVE ME NOODLES!!!!!!
Samurai Jack: We must fine peace in ourselves.. through this we will overcome all… Link why are you staring at me?
Link: -turns red- its just that… I really like you!..-giggles like a school girl-
Sailor Moon: oh great! Another gay one!!Hey!! Naruto! Those aren't noodles!!! Hey cut it….AHHHHHHH
-you hear naruto slurping on something. Sailor moon's scream slowly turn into soft giggles.-
Link: Ewwww Naruto not here!!! Ewwwwwwww!!!
Samurai Jack: bunch of freaks!! Yes that's it freaks!! And I'm normal yess normal….-starts to talk to himself.-
Spongebob is watch Naruto and Sailor Moon…
Allen Benford: Well that was….intresting. There you have it folks! Romances erupt! Crushes are announced!!! Let's just see how this will end up on the battlefield!!! Join us next time on Battle of the Heroes!!!!
Andy Pimentel is drooling in the background….
As screen fades you see him slowly bending over and…..
