Oh look, a collab. This is probably going to suck, but I don't care. If your wondering, this is a collab between me and TheFerengiKing.


CHAPTER ONE:

One day in the lab, K-01 was drinking a bottle of 500yr old wine, except he wasn't able to finish it so he dumped the rest of it on the portal cube machine. The result was K-01 teleporting into another universe. But wait, Jaroslava is supposed to be in a different universe.

What happened in was something else teleporting Jaroslava. For K-01, that will be revealed at the end of the story. The portal mismatched some stupid crap together and a swirly portal appeared in a universe with a tent. The universe was were Yugo was sleeping in a tent and alongside was his Lucario, Reeka. The portal came along and said, "I'm gonna ruin this man's career", and teleported both of them, still sleeping, off to another universe and appeared in a dark room.

Yugo yawned out loud and turned around, feeling the… hard cold floor. He put his hand around, then opened an eye and looked about, seeing the darkened room with some sort of noticeable furniture. Yugo got up and looked around, then asked, "Anyone here?"

No response. He called out louder, "I said anyone here?!"

A Sandslash woke up and looked around, then saw Yugo. Yugo looked down to the Sandslash and asked, "Oh, hey there. Does your trainer or friend live here?"

It blinked twice and pointed to where Jaroslava was sleeping. "Surprised he slept through that. Um, do you have a name?"

It blinked twice again, "Sandslash."

"Oh, I thought you had an actual name."

"I do, it's just a stupid one. Jaroslava calls me Spiky Ball of Sand."

"I believe it."

Another yawn was heard as it came from Reeka, who turned over and saw Yugo and Sandslash. She asked, "What the hell is that thing?"

The Sandslash turned to face the Lucario, "What if I ask you that same question?"

"Then I'll punch you in the fucking…"

Yugo stopped, "Reeka, it's a Sandslash, and he's the Pokémon of…"

He was suddenly cut off as a trainer shot out of bed and tried to get up, only to fall and hit the floor. "This douche."

The trainer got up and asked the Sandslash, "Spiky Ball of Sand what just happened?"

It pointed two claws to both Yugo and Reeka. He looked at the both of them for a few seconds, then asked, "Who are you people?"

Yugo asked, "Do I look like a fucking starfish to you?"

"No, but you can put an ice cream cone on your head and you'll look like one."

"Oh, so you've seen Spongebob as well?"

"Yes."

"Well, in that case…"

Reeka flipped Yugo over onto his back as she growled, "Ok, shitty jokes aside, who the hell are you?"

"Jaroslava, and what are you? Humanoid blue tall Houndoom thing?"

"I'm a Lucario idiot, we're as common as a Gardevoir."

"But what is a Lucario?"

"It's what I am!"

Yugo intervened, "Ok, ok, I'll show you an entry."

He pulled out his ItalyDex, and popped up the Lucario section, 'LUCARIOS:

Lucario, the Anubis mind reading Pokephile Pokémon. This thing can read minds, blah, blah, blah.

The stats are good seeing the attacks as a six, the defense and HP as a three, and the speed a as four. The moves include: feint, aura sphere, missile jab (How the fuck do you do this?), and hurricane kick.

The typing is now steel and fighting with the weaknesses being fighting, fire, and ground types.

The food is the same.

POKEMON BULLSHIT ALERT: The reading distance is not half a mile. How the fuck did you calculate that? Also, if this thing can move shit around like a psychic type, BULLSHIT!

DERPEDEX BULLSHIT ALERT: Ok, now I'm pretty fucking sure this aura shit does not allow you to pick shit up.

In notes, C7 has a couple things right for once: They are sued as wank material, they have natural sense of justice, like superman, and that they need a friendship thing to evolve. Also, keep drowning 'dem Lucario's in the pool! Try buying your own and drowning them.'

Jaroslava said, "I've never heard of it."

Yugo mumbled, "Idiot."

"Hey! I heard that!"

"Oh really?"

He kicked Jaroslava in the balls, sending him on the floor, "Ya can't hear that, can ya?"

"I heard me hitting the floor. Does that count?"

Yugo kicked his head and knocked him out. Then he asked, "Ok, what's part two?"

Then suddenly, it's raining tacos. Yugo looked outside and inquired, "Who the hell is seriously controlling this?"

A random voice from was heard, "Me!"

"Aaaaand, I'm gone. C'mon Reeka."

He was about to take Reeka along with him, only Jaroslava woke up, and then a huge explosion in the wall happened with a brown haired asshole busted on in and tossed smoke grenades everywhere, and before the two trainers knew it, Jaroslava was hit with a baseball bat multiple times until he fell unconscious, and Yugo got blow torched, then got wacked with the baseball bat.

When all the smoke cleared, everything looked normal. Except the Lucario was gone and there was a giant hole in the wall. After an hour of being unconscious, Yugo woke up and found himself on the floor, with his head hurting. He stood up, and looked around and called, "Reeka?"

No answer. "Reeka?"

Still none. He went around the bed, around the room, and then out the giant hole and he screamed, "REEKA!"

He went over to Jaroslava, pulled him up, and shook the crap out of him, "REEKA'S GONE!"

Jaroslava woke up and said, "It's not my problem! I don't care about your blue-yellow-black canine! I care about my Pokémon! Not yours!"

Yugo put a Deagle to his head, "Oh, it's now your fucking problem because I need her to help me kick grandpa's ass, and you don't help, I'll either blow your fucking brains out, or I'll send Emma out and have her decapitate you."

"Grandpa? You mean your Oak's grandson?"

Yugo fired the gun into Jaroslava's right arm, "WANNA LOSE BOTH ARMS!?"

Jaroslava looked at his right arm, only to see the bullet come out and the arm heal itself. Yugo was not amused, "Oh, in that case."

He fired several bullets into Jaroslava's balls, arm, legs, and eye. Jaroslava fell to the floor, only for Sandslash to crawl out of its hiding place and watch the bullets in its trainer fall out and the spots that got shot heal. Once Jaroslava finished healing, he got back up and turned to face Sandslash, "Maybe we should leave."

Yugo was still going to drag this asshole along, "Oh no, Emma, get out!"

A Snivy appeared on the floor, with her two knives in both hands. Sandslash kicked its trainer in multiple places, then Jaroslava fell down again. The Sandslash walked up to Yugo and warned, "You might want to have some more powerful Pokémon with you as the green Pokémon isn't going to do much."

"Phef, why? You can't handle a little Snivy?"

"No, I'm too lazy to fight so I'm using Jaroslava."

"I'm pretty sure that the trainer has a Pokémon fight, not the other way around."

"Well, I can use Jaroslava. You sure you want to fight?"

"Fine, if it gets him to help me, let's go!"

Sandslash went to Jaroslava and opened his backpack, only for it to explode it its face. Ignoring the garbage and laptops that are now spread around the room, Sandslash took out a wooden stick with a purple liquid on the tip of it and stabbed Jaroslava with it.

Jaroslava started to transform into his werewolf form, and once it was done Sandslash asked as it was holding Jaroslava back from attacking, "You sure your Pokémon can handle a werewolf?"

Yugo was looking ready to shit himself, but Emma's expression didn't change. Instead she sprouted six vines, each holding a leaf blade, and made two longer blades on her knives. Sandslash let go of Jaroslava and he charged at the Snivy and tried to slash it, but…

Emma threw her blades, and slung her knives, slicing Jaroslava, cutting off his arms, legs, and even ripping him to shreds, as Yugo passed out of seeing the cute little Poké brutally maul up someone. Sandslash pulled out a USAS-12 from under the Pokémon center's bed, then fired it at the Snivy. Emma slipped through and sliced up the gun, or at least breaking it enough, and wrapped the Sandslash around in her vines.

Now with the Sandslash ready to piss himself, Emma decided to make Dragonclaw02 wince by kissing the Sandslash, which triggered a bomb to explode which killed the Snivy.

(Suddenly!)

Yugo jumped out of his sleep as he was still in the same hotel room with Jaroslava on the floor. He just had a horrible nightmare. He looked around and saw that Reeka was missing along with the Sandslash. Yugo pulled Jaroslava up, "HEY IDIOT, YOUR POKÉMON IS MISSING!"

Jaroslava shouted, "WAIT WHAT?! WHERE IS IT?! I NEED THAT IN THE FUTURE TO PAY MY TAXES!"

"Um… ok, but where the hell did she go? Reeka doesn't wander off… unless she decided to ditch me and go make out with your Sandslash… nah, she wouldn't do that."

"What if we both look for our Pokémon since we have nothing better to do?"

"Yeah, let's do that."

And they walked out through the hole of the Pokémon center, and went on a journey to find Reeka and Sandslash.

(3rd POV)

Grey and his Charmander Aleertle unpacked the two Pokéballs that contained Sandslash and Lucario and put them in a room that contained loads of other Pokéballs that were also stolen. After putting them away, Grey returned Aleertle to its Pokéball and closed the door.

When the door was closed, Sandslash got out of its Pokéball and looked around, trying to figure out where it was. The room was entirely beige with white lines on the bottom and top of the room. There were no windows, only a door and a single lamp in the middle. Reeka busted out and looked around, then screamed, "WHERE THE FUCK AM I?! Oh, you again."

The Sandslash shrugged, "I don't know where we are, but the door over there is locked." It pointed a claw at the door that was at the end of the room. Reeka made a bone rush, "Stand back."

And she slammed it against the door, ripping it off the hinges. Reeka looked back, "No troubles wimp."

Sandslash dug its claws into the ground which caused an earthquake the swallow the walls of the room, "Who are you calling a wimp?"

Reeka growled, rolling her eyes, "Ugh, instead of dick fighting me, let's just get out."

However, before they could get out, Grey, Aleertle, and a Squirtle came into the room. Grey asked, "So why are you leaving? The door out is camouflaged so you can't get out. Aleertle, use Flamethrower on the Lucario, and Sulad, use Hydro Pump on the Sandslash."

The Charmander spat out a massive burst of flames at the Lucario, dealing loads of damage as it was super-effective while the Squirtle shot out a large blast of water that hit the Sandslash and nearly made it faint. Both of the stolen Pokémon were now weakened so Grey tried to send them back in their Pokéballs. Only the still made bone rush went spiraling into Grey's head, throwing him against the wall, then Aleertle used another Flamethrower to try and help its trainer.

Reeka passed out on the floor as Sandslash passed out as well, only then for the two to get sucked back into their balls and got put in a safe by Grey so they don't escape again. The door was once again closed as hidden laser triggers appeared all over the room.


Well, I guess this seems right because I'm using bold!