Some of the characters/words/and or word choices in this theatrical play are characters or words from the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling (Hilda Gar De LaFarge is a player on The Quidditch World Cup game as a Chaser on the French team) so if you're not familiar with some of the names (or you haven't read their names in the books), then those are the characters that I have made up. So review and ENJOY! (You might want to read The Wizard's Chalace before you read The Wizard's Chalace Two (the play you're about to read) or you might get totally lost...)

The Wizard's Chalace II

By: Antonia Sherry Gibson, ages 15-16

(Oneiryc Drummer)

Dedicated to the gurlz of Oneiryc, especially Brittan,

the one who introduced me to fan fic! Also to my b/f, Ryan,

because he's the best b/f in the world!

(those wern't in any particular order, guys,

I love you both the same!)

Rated: R (adult language)

CAST:

Salazar Severus Malfoy (Sphynx)

Hazel Lily Elise Potter

Ashleigh Malfoy

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Emma Granger

Ginny Weasley

Moaning Myrtle

Professor McGonagall

Professor Snape

Professor Lupin

Pansy Parkinson

Jacob Longbottom

Sapphire Longbottom

Dereck Finnigan

Deseree' Finnigan

Anthony Thomas

Katie (Katie) Nicole Thomas

Jeremy Wood

Kindra Gar De LaFarge'

Brooke Chie'

Hagrid

Scene 1

Setting: Harry and Hermione's place

Summary: Ron is just told about Harry and Hermione's baby.

Hermione - So when is Ron getting here?

Harry - Same time he always gets here Hermione, 12:00 noon.

Hermione - (Sighs) I really can't wait to tell him.

Emma - Well he's really gonna flip when he finds out that we are both pregnant.

Harry - Don't you think that that will make him down-hearted, considering that he

hasn't settled down yet?

Draco - Who cares, he's the one that never had enough balls to ask out a girl at the

Yule Ball.

Emma - Yule Ball... You had a Yule Ball?

Hermione - Yeah, in our fourth year, we hosted the Triwizard Tounament.

Draco - Yes, Mr. Potter over there was our champion, after he killed Cedric

Diggory in the maze.

Harry - Yes, you are the funny one aren't you... You know that I never killed that

boy, but it haunts me every day.

Draco - Yes, Potter has had a very bad reputation at Hogwarts for being a killer.

Why, just in our sixth year, he tried to kill me with the Sectumsempra spell.

Emma - No! Not Sectumsempra! Harry did you know that spell can kill someone?

How did you servive, honey?

Draco - Well if it wasn't for Professor Snape, then I would have never met you.

Harry - Oh shut up, dumb ass, it was Severus Snape's fault that I almost killed you.

Draco - He never told you to try to kill me.

Hermione - Is this all you guys do when you are together?

Harry & Draco - Yes!

Harry - Might I remind you that you tried to kill me more than once on the

Quidditch field?

Draco - Oh shut the hell up! That was child's play damn it! I didn't understand that

you were in mortal danger, if so then I would have tried harder!

Harry - Wow, you are really funny.

(Knock at the door)

Hermione - That must be Ron.

(Answers the door)

Hermione - Ron, what a surprise! So happy to see you!

Ron - Yeah, you too, considering I see you guys every weekend.

Hermione - Ron, there's something I, (Glances at Harry) well, we have to tell you.

Ron - Is everything ok? (Demanding voice) Harry, what's going on?

Harry - Calm down Ron, we're ok, nothing bad.

Ron - Well then what's going on?

Hermione - Well, Emma and I are pregnant.

Ron - Bloody Hell!

Hermione - Are you ok Ron?

Ron - What are you talking about, of course I'm ok, damn, who wouldn't be?

Emma - Well, you went quiet for a second.

Ron - I just can't believe it, I've known Hermione and Harry forever, they were my

only friends, until you came along Emma.

Draco - What about that freak, Looney Lovegood?

Ron - You mean Luna!

Draco - No, I meant Looney.

Harry - If you knew her---

Draco - I'd probably hate her even more.

Hermione - That doesn't surprise me.

Draco - Don't you have some sleeping or cleaning to do?

Harry - Shut the hell up Malfoy, you ass! (drawing his wand)

Hermione - Shit! Put that away damn it!

Draco - Yes, Potter, put that away, do as you're told. Your mudblood has spoken.

Emma - Draco, don't say that! Please, Draco, if you love me, leave them alone.

Draco - Emma, I'm getting tired of these wizards.

Harry - I can't believe a sweet girl could end up with such an ass of a husband.

Draco - I can't believe a pureblood could end up with a mu---

(Emma puts her hand over her husband's mouth)

Draco - Come off it Emma, I'm going to kill this blood traitor.

Emma - (Tears welling up in her eyes) Please Draco, If you love me, you will stop.

Draco - (Rolls eyes) ok, let's leave.

Emma - I really don't want to leave, honey.

Draco - I think it would be better if we did.

Hermione - Emma, thanks for sticking up for me, I love you. I'll see you later.

(Draco and Emma leave, they havn't spoken to Harry and Hermione since that day)