Author's Notes: Hello to you all, thought I might explain this strange idea to you...I guess it just popped into my head...Anyway I assure you chapter 1 is longer than the introduction!

DISCLAIMER: This work is all fictional, so don't take it too seriously, I doubt I am much use in helping people date...Also, I do not own the Insert subject> for dummies series, they are copyright of Parker books, and CCS is not mine either...otherwise I would be making animations rather than writing fanfictions...I would also have lots more money. mmm...


Dating for Dummies

by Puff the magic Dragon

PG


Introduction

'Finally!' I hear you all cry; finally someone has had the time and generosity to produce an unabridged and detailed insight into how dating works, but that's not all! Where will this hero stop? When will he rest? Not until you have a complete guide on how to improve your dating techniques.

Whether your trouble comes with meeting, socialising, or even the dreaded first kiss, I will be here to help you through, with my useful tips to avoid catastrophe and make those special moments all the more memorable.

You may be asking yourselves why you should need to read this controversial guide; but yet again, I assure you that even the most confident, experienced, daters have their troubles, and with just one read through has certainly served to improve many long-term relationships.

So come gather round, boys, girls; old, young; smart, sporty; noisy, shy. There is no one that I cannot provide help for.