I moved this one from being a drabble to the start of a new story.
This one is AU and kind of fits into the universe created in my High school Horrors fic. It stands on its own though. Enjoy.

Bribery

Ace soared down the street perhaps going a bit faster than was strictly needed. It wasn't like he was in any hurry to get anywhere; he just liked to go fast. He knew that he should be more careful, he had gotten enough speeding tickets in the past few months to warrant caution but he couldn't help but press the accelerator down a bit more.

Ace had always figured he had good self-control, apart from the narcoleptic thing which, try as he might, he couldn't avoid. Yet here he was getting his thrills speeding down some main streets in his hometown because he was antsy. Ace could take care of himself without a doubt but he craved company. He wanted that fire of passion and desire. He lived for that fire. Since there didn't seem to be anyone man enough to provide it for him he was going to have to create it himself.

A red light shone in front of him and he slowed down before coming to a complete stop his foot tapping impatiently. His phone rang just before the light switched to green and he drove through the intersection and pulled up against the curb to answer the call. He paid no attention to the fire hydrant and the no parking sign above it. He didn't plan on being parked for more than a minute.

A knocking to his left jarred him awake and Ace realized he had fallen asleep after finishing the call.

"Damn narcolepsy" he muttered.

Looking out his window he saw the angry snarl of a well-known police captain. Pasting on a sly smirk he opened his door and slid out of the car. Leaning against the vehicle he took in the man before him. He was about average height, perhaps an inch or two taller than Ace himself but he was solid. He wore a thick white jacket left undone and his bare chest was displayed in all its perfection. Ace could see the thick muscles of the well conditioned body and he felt his mouth go hard. This guy would definitely be man enough.

"Is there a problem officer?" Ace asked sweetly.

"It's captain, but you know that Portgas. And yes, the problem is you are parked in a no parking zone."

Ace watched as the captain pulled a pad from his jacket, apparently he stored more than just cigars there. This man was not like any cop Ace had run into before, and he had run into several of them. He had heard of him before. Captain Smoker, the determined cop who was rough around the edges, a little too rough according to some of the citizens and even his superiors. The guy walked around bare-chested, with one or two cigars permanently clenched between two rows of perfectly straight, strong white teeth.



"Here's your ticket, you can pay it at the station. Now please remove your vehicle from this spot." Smoker said gruffly.

Ace was stunned for a second. He had been too busy admiring the older man's physique to realize he was getting a ticket. This just wouldn't do, he didn't even have the money to cover another fine this month. He glanced at the ticket before putting on his best innocent face, he was quite good at it and his mass of freckles helped pull it off.

"Well the thing is, Captain, there seems to be a bit of a mistake. This is really just a simple misunderstanding. I wasn't parking there, not really. I simply pulled over to answer my phone so really I was doing the responsible thing."

"If you were just answering your phone brat then why were you asleep?"

"I didn't mean to fall asleep. I can't help it, I've got narcolepsy."

As soon as the words left Ace's mouth he knew that wasn't the way to go and he was right. Smoker immediately began to lay into him about not being allowed to have a license if he had a serious medical problem like that. Watching the older man get riled up simply attracted Ace to him even more. Apparently innocent wasn't going to work with this one. That's okay Ace had a few other, much less innocent, tricks up his sleeve.

Ace's features immediately shifted from innocent to seductive, his brown eyes glinting with a world of sexual promises and adventures. He took a step closer to the heat that was coming off of the cop and let his hand reach out and trail gently down that sexy chest.



"Maybe we could work something out captain." He purred.

Ace nearly laughed when Smoker's eyes widened and he froze, the muscle under his eye twitching ever so slightly.

"You seem pretty tense, I could help. I could have you panting and begging for release within minutes and when you finally came hot and hard you'd be on such a high you'd float through the rest of this day." Ace stepped closer, his mouth hovering by Smoker's reddened ear. "When my mouth moves over your throbbing cock it will be a bliss that will make you forget that you are stuck patrolling the streets all week. When your seed explodes in my mouth and you watch my tongue slip out to lick up every drop you'll be hard again in seconds and begging to bury yourself in my heat."

Ace could not only see but feel the effect his words were having on the man. His entire body was rigid and his breathing had become low and shallow. From where Ace was pressed into him he could feel his erection pushing into his hip and Ace felt himself go hard in response. This man definitely had that fire and Ace wanted nothing more than too give himself up to it and go down in flames.

Smoker took a couple of deep breaths and pushed Ace off of him, slamming him back into the car. He scribbled something on two more pieces of paper before pressing them into Ace's chest. Ace realized then that he wasn't wearing a shirt and the contact of Smoker's hands on his bare skin sent electric shocks all throughout his body. Then Smoker was looming over him, planting a hard kiss against his lips. It was rough and full of desire and Ace could feel the flames licking at him. But just as suddenly the heat was gone and with a growl Smoker was gone.

Ace stood there in shock for a minute before looking to the two extra pieces of paper he had clutched in his hands. The first was another ticket, this time a fine for attempted bribery of a police official and Ace snorted. Curious as to what the third charge might be he glanced at the last ticket. Instead of a fine written on it there was an address. It was scrawled across the ticket paper in defiant strokes with a time written underneath. He recognized the address as being one of the apartment complexes not too far from his own.

Ace climbed back into his car tossing all three ticket papers onto the seat beside him. He considered going home to grab something to eat and to wait for the evening to come but quickly changed his mind. Pulling back into the traffic Ace headed to the police station. He still thought the tickets were a terrible misunderstanding he could get out of and he wanted to see about moving up the get together with the smoky cop.