A/N: hey this is my first fan fiction. So if it sucks let me know so I can improve my writing. And if the plot seems a little familiar, then forgive me I've read so many fan fictions they seep into my brain
Disclaimer: I own nothing, not even Edward.
EdPOV
It was another rainy night in forks and I was with Bella, unknowingly to Charlie. I lay next to Bella in bed inhaling her intoxicating scent. I could never get enough of it. I still cannot believe that an angel such as my Bella wants to be with me. Thought some part of me wishes that she could realize the danger she is constantly being put in, by me none the less. Bella had finally gotten used to the rain and tie no longer seemed to disturb her.
Suddenly Bella jumped out of bed and looked around with a wild glint in her eyes. I got up and slowly walked over to her. "Bella what's wrong?" She just looked at me for a second and then she got another glint in her eyes that I couldn't quite catch. Suddenly she crashed her lips to mine and she was kissing me with great urgency.
I was stunned to say the least.
'What the hell' I thought and kissed her back.
Bella, being Bella, had to keep pushing my boundaries. I gently pushed her away, but she wasn't having any of that. She tangled her hands in my hair and began trailing her tongue across my lips begging for entrance.
"Whoa, too far' I thought as I again gently pushed her back enough to get in a word.
"Bella, love…" but she pulled me back to her just as quickly as I pushed her away.
"Where is this coming from? What the hell is she thinking?'
But before I could get a grip on my thoughts I was completely angry. I pushed her back a little to forcefully. "What the hell do you think your doing, have you lost your mind Bella?!" I shouted a little too loudly at her. Then just like that she was angry too.
"What!" Bella screamed at me, "You don't like me kissing you!" she yelled at me.
"No, that's not it, it's…" I tried getting out but my anger was rising and Bella cut me off mid sentence.
"Then it's what? Would you rather be kissing someone else? Is that it?" She was hysterical up to this point and I was no better off.
"Would you rather be kissing Tanya? Is that it?" she yelled back.
"What?!" I screamed back at her. "Well unless you have some perverted crush on your sisters, who the hell else could you want to be kissing? Do NOT lie to me Edward! I know she keeps trying to come on to you. Why would you turn down an advance from a beautiful vampire?"
This was crazy where the hell was she getting these ideas from and who told her about Tanya?
"Bella," I yelled back just as loud, "why would I even want to kiss Tanya," -shudders- "she quite frankly scares me. The only woman I want to be kissing is you! Damn it Bella, I love you, can't you see that? Ahhhh!"
Unfortunately, amongst all the yelling we were doing I didn't hear the cruiser pull up. Though at my quite loud exclamation that I felt the sudden urge to kiss Bella. My anger no longer there.
Bella must have felt the same urge because the next thing I knew she had me pushed up against her bed kissing me and I was kissing her back. In that moment I felt no need for any insignificant boundaries.
Although once again it happened to be very unfortunate that Charlie heard the end of our little shouting match and came quickly racing up the stairs and burst into Bella's room. Only to find his only daughter pushed up against the bed with her boyfriend, kissing him very passionately.
At Charlie's entrance (a very loud bang caused by the door) we both seemed to come miraculously come to our senses.
"Char… I mean Dad! Umm it's not what you think! Really it's not." Bella tried getting out.
I tired reading Charlie's mind but all I could was, "He…. Shoot…. Gun….jail forever… convent." Whoa, his thoughts were scattered and very angry, staying out of his mind.
Charlie's face turned red and for a second I was worried that he'd stopped breathing. My worries were soon put out when Charlie walked up to me with a deathly slow pace and stopped only inches from my face. Before I could react he grabbed his handcuffs, spun me around blindly fast, (even for a human) and cuffed my hands together.
When Charlie did this I thought I caught a glimpse of Emmett's mind, "Ohh, handcuffs for Eddie, heehee." Emmett? What is he doing here?
That's when I heard it. Alice, Jasper, and Rosalie were laughing along with Emmett at my and Bella's situation. Wait, Jasper... that explains our 'crazy out there' emotions we were both getting. Jasper is probably fueling Charlie's anger right now, not that it needs much fueling. Why would Jasper do this, he knows I'm not allowed in here! Damn him I thought, whishing that he could hear me.
Charlie started dragging me out of Bella's room and down the stairs. At this I heard my sibling's laughter grow louder.
At vampire speed, so that Charlie couldn't hear, I yelled at them, "We'll see who's laughing when Esme and Carlisle find out."
At this the laughter died instantly and I heard one collective thought from them all, "Crap!"
As Charlie was throwing me into the back of the cruiser I looked back and saw Esme come running up behind my siblings and begin yelling at them silently. I could already see the punishments running through her mind. I guess Bella called her.
Even though my brother and sisters were scared to death, in the back of their minds they were laughing hysterically.
The cruiser pulled out of the drive way ad I winced as I read Charlie's mind. He was very disturbing at the moment.
(Charlie's Mind)
Charlie's driving down the road and suddenly makes a sharp turn making me hit my head against the bars separating the front and back seats. He smiles to himself at this. He pulls over and throws me out of the car. Before I can say anything he grabs his gun and shoots –wince- me. He then calls up Jacob and happily says that Bella is available –wince-.
As soon at he ran this scenario through his mind he quickly pushed it out of his head.
"No," Charlie thought, "I am an officer of the law! I cannot shoot him and Bella wouldn't be happy."
By the time we got to the station, and had my mug shot taken, Carlisle and Esme had arrived. Seeing as there was nothing I had done wrong, well except for pissing off the chief of police, I was free to go. On our way back to the house Esme said for me not to worry. "We have the perfect punishments chosen." Esme said with and evil glint in her eye.
Note to self: Never anger Esme.
Fin
A/N: So what did you think? was it good? was it bad? do you want to throw rotten fruit at me? let me know. Sorry it the characters were a little OOC, but i thought they were kind of funny. there's a poll on my profile. Do you want a sequel? Vote and let me know because i've already started the multi chapter story just for me and my friends love it so far. well that's what they say. VOTE and tell me
