Disclaimer: Do I like girls. No. Do I spend my time fantasying about Arya? No. Do I own Eragon, Arya and all the Inheritance characters? Wait for it. No. So am I Christopher? Heck no! Meaning, I own nothing! This is like a sequel to my other story, Won't say I'm in Love.
"Oh Evander, your scales are soo beautiful" said Saphira dreamily. "What about mine?" asked Thorn. Saphira turned her gaze towards the red dragon. "Absolutely hideous!" exclaimer Saphira. Thorn walked dejectedly towards Murtagh. Hey Thorn, I have an idea on how to get together with Saphira said Murtagh. Thorn grinned evilly as he heard Murtagh's plot.
The next day……………………….
"Now!" hissed Murtagh. Thorn jumped up from the bush and tackled Evander.
Two hours later……………………………………………………………
"Owe" said Thorn, who was covered in bruises, cuts, and was scorched. "What happened to you Thorn!?" asked Saphira. Getting an idea, Thorn smiled inwardly and began crying. "Evander….jumped me….and….beat me up….for no….reason" he sobbed. "Oh, you poor thing!" said Saphira, wrapping a wing around his shoulders. "Come on now, let's get you cleaned up" she cooed, leading him away. Oh yeah thought Thorn.
Later…………………………
Slap! "Ow, what was that for!?" exclaimed Evander, rubbing his stinging cheek. "For beating up Thorn, how could you be such a bully?! I'm breaking up with you" said Saphira, turning on her heel and marching away from the stunned Evander.
Yes! Thought Thorn, as he watched the whole exchange. Operation Hookup with Saphira, Faze One is complete, faze two is ago said Thorn mentally as he flew away from the scene.
He never did hookup with Saphira though……………………………………………..
