EXTREME SILLINESS!
I don't own 'em, and after this fic, I don't think they'd ever trust me with them.
Fifth season! Although it doesn't really matter… btw, this is such a parody fic! I'm just wondering how those people can drink so much frickin' coffee and never get hyperactive. Just a little drabblish piece that I might add more to eventually.
Dedicated to Leondra, my Drabble Twin! Wheee! Oh dear, Claire and Oswald still make me grin…
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"Rachel Green's Super-Hyper Coffee-Induced Day"
Rachel ran into her apartment, clearly jacked up on caffeine from Central Perk, "HELLO!"
Monica and Chandler looked from the kitchen table, clearly frightened, seeing as Rachel was jumping up and down and making strange whirring noises, "Are you okay, Rach?"
"Am I okay? Did he just ask if I was okay? Did he did he did he?" Rachel exclaimed, saying this all very fast. She began to skip around the couch, her blondish-red hair going every which way. Joey, who was sitting on the sofa, pulled his legs in just as she was about to ram into them. "Are you all having a good day? Because I am! It'sasuperduperwonderfullovelyday! La la la la la!"
And she skipped right out of the apartment, singing a random Beatles song.
A minute of stunned silence fell over the apartment, and then Joey went back to watching the TV. Chandler picked up his newspaper again and Monica sighed, "Does Rachel scare anyone else?"
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Ross collapsed onto his sofa and stretched, closing his eyes and taking a deep breath.
He'd forgotten what it meant to be relaxed, to have peace, silence.
Someone knocked madly on the door.
Feeling extremely irked, he stood up with a sigh and opened the door, "Rach!"
Rachel grabbed his hands and began dancing around the room, "Hi Ross!"
Shocked, Ross danced around with her, "Are you alright!"
"I'm great! No, I'm better than great! In fact, I'm so great, you know what I'm going to do!" she exclaimed.
"No…"
"I'm going to forgive you!" she yelled at the top of her voice, and then kissed the bewildered Ross fully on the lips.
"Uh…" Ross stuttered as she broke the kiss after a few minutes.
"La la la la la!" Rachel shouted, and skipped out of the apartment.
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Rachel collapsed onto the orange sofa in Central Perk, exhausted. Her eyes fluttered and she began to dream of whipped-cream-covered lattes, when-
"Coffee, Rachel?"
Her eyes snapped open to see Gunther looking down at her eagerly, holding a mug. She bit her lip, and he said, "Decaf."
"Oh… okay then," she said warily, and took the coffee, sipping at it as Gunther walked back to the counter.
It had just been one of those days.
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Mwahaha it's been one of those weeks. So… yeah a pointless fic for one minute or less. Review if you want, especially if you thought it made no sense, because I don't think it does either.
