Sorry for this total randomness

Sorry for this total randomness. But such things come to live during boring seminars in university. I hope, you will like it. It's my first try, so please comment, so I can improve my style and ideas -

Now have fun with my first drabble


Furiously the door of the shop swung open.

Through the door a man with black hair entered.

The owner of the little shop, called "Urahara Shoten", walked towards him.

Face hidden behind his fan he spoke:

"Welcome to Urahara Shoten. Can I help you?"

The other man glared at him with cold eyes.

"Yes, I want my money back for that. It doesn't work right."

Byakuya pointed behind him, directly out of the door.

Urahara looked at the out pointed place and asked for the receipt.

Byakuya handed him the little white paper.

"No, I'm sorry. The monkey was a special offer."

"Damn", Byakuya whispered before asking, if there is any other possibility to get rid of it.

"No. There is no way. We don't want Shinigami like him back."

Suddenly the face of Urahara vanished behind his beloved fan.

"I can offer you a blonde emo as compensation. Of course without extra payment. The rabbit works without contradict anything you say."

Byakuya looked outside for a moment, gazing at Renji.

"Okay, I can sell the emo guy on Ebay."

"Oh, but you have to consider that his keeper has to be sadistic."

Byakuya glared at Urahara and said: "That's why you want to get rid of him? I see…"

While Urahra had to hide his smile, telling everybody that he was right, Byakuya had to think a few minutes before a certain fox came into his mind.

"No problem, one of my fellow workers could be interested. I'll take it."

Urahara went deeper in the shop to get Kira for Byakuya.

He was very happy, because he made a perfect trade once again.

"I wish you much fun with your monkey and your co-worker with the emo."

With big waves he wished Byakuya good bye, who walked back home with Renji and Kira following him.