Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.
Please check out my AMVs and 'Family Geass/Geass Guy' videos on Youtube, too! My name there is "Hikasu3445".
Newest videos at this point:
'Will The Real Lelouch Please Shut Up?'
'Code Geass AMV - Close But No Cigar'
'Code Geass - All Revved Up And No Place To Go'
...Please check them out! I really need to make AMVs of different series now...seriously...
Also...I really need to stop writing for this series for a while too...at least until I get a new idea, which might only take a few hours or something...
Cornelia li Britannia was working on her computer when the doorbell rang. Sighing, she got up from the desk and headed to the front door. Oddly enough, it was some strange-looking farm boy, about 19 years-old, that she had never seen before.
"...Uh, hello..." Cornelia said, feeling a bit confused.
"Hey!" exclaimed the farm boy, "Listen...before we get down to business, I just gotta know...do you like oral sex?"
Cornelia blinked a few times. "...Actually, yes, I...wait, what the hell?!"
"What's wrong? You seem...shocked!" pointed out the farm boy, stating the obvious.
"OF COURSE I AM!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, COMING TO MY HOME AND ASKING ME SUCH A QUESTION WITHOUT REASON!? YOU SICK FUCK!!!"
Cornelia was about to slam the door shut, but the farm boy quickly stopped her. "Hold on, you bitch!! I paid good money to get a whore like you to suck my tiny little dick, so that's what I'm expectin'! SUCK IT, BITCH!!!"
Cornelia unsheathed a large pistol and pressed the barrel against the farm boy's forehead. "...Say that again, and I'll blow your brains out, Mr. Pencil-dick..."
"Uh...I'm sorry..."
Suddenly, several other men, and a woman, came walking up to the house as well. "YOU'RE THE BISEXUAL PROSTITUTE ADVERTISING ON THE INTERNET, RIGHT?!" They all asked in unison.
"Yes! That's exactly how I found out about you!" the farm boy explained.
Cornelia thought she was going to go batshit insane. "WHERE...DID...YOU...SEE...THIS...AD?! AND HOW DID THEY KNOW THAT I'M BISEXUAL AND HAVE MASTURBATED TO PICTURES OF MY OWN LITTLE SISTER?!"
"...We didn't know about that masturbating thing, but thanks for telling us...it sounds hot..."
"WHATEVER! JUST...SHOW ME ON MY COMPUTER!! NOW, WORM!!!"
Everyone headed inside, and the farm boy logged onto the Internet on Cornelia's computer. After a while, and after Cornelia fought off one of the sex-hungry men from touching her ass, an ad popped up on the screen. It promised fun times and sexual pleasures from that perverted bisexual whore with purple hair, Cornelia li Britannia!
Almost immediately, Cornelia realized who had made such an ad to screw with her head, even though that person had just of a good chance of having nothing to do with it. 'JEREMIAH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER...'
The farm boy and the others became worried when they noticed flames were spewing out of Cornelia's eyes. "ಠ_ಠ..."
Cornelia turned to face them all. "ಠ_ಠ."
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"ಠ_ಠ..."
"So...uh, cheese-dip, anyone?" Cornelia offered.
"Oh yeah! I'd like somma dat!" exclaimed one of the men, and the group headed into the kitchen to get some food.
