Once upon a time lived a family of three people. Namely, the father was called Regal, the mother was called Raine and young one was called Sheena. They had each made porridge for themselves and were going to eat. But it was too hot. So they went out and waited for the porridge to cool off.

During that time, a person named Zelos was wandering by and went in the house without being invited. He was a bit hungry. "Well, I'm hungry and no one's here to complain, so I don't see why I shouldn't eat" he thought. He tasted Regal's porridge first. "This porridge is too damn frickin' good! If I taste this anymore, I won't be able to stop and I'll get fat… and girls don't dig fat guys" he said and tasted Raine's porridge. "This porridge is too damn frickin' disgusting, I'll be sick if I eat anymore and girls don't dig sick guys." So he went on and tasted Sheena's porridge. It was neither good nor bad and so he ate it all.

"Man, I'm stuffed" he said, "I think I'll rest a bit on a chair". So he first sat on Regal's chair. "This chair is waaayyy too hard. If I sit here, my beautiful butt will be harmed." Then he sat on Raine's chair. "This chair is waaayyy too soft. If I sit here, my perfect back will be damaged." Then he tried the third chair. "It's perfect, it even has the feeling of a great hunny" he said and sat on it. The chair broke.

"Man… what's with this chair? Well then, I guess I'll have to rest in a bed." He went to the bedroom. First he went in Regal's bed. "What's with this bed, it's enormous!" he said and then tried Raine's bed. "Hey this bed is too big too!" he said as he got out and went in the last bed. "This one's fine and it has the smell of a hunny".

Later on, the family came home. "Hey, someone's been eating my porridge!" he said. Raine looked at her bowl. "Someone's been eating my porridge." She said. And both Sheena and Regal gave her a weird look. "They have?" Sheena asked. "Well, just a bit" Raine answered. Both others seemed relieved… murder wasn't a charge they wanted to suffer. "Someone's been eating in my porridge" said Sheena. "And he ate all of it!"

Regal looked at his chair. "Someone's been sitting on my chair" he said. Then Raine looked at hers. "Someone's been sitting on my chair" she said. Then Sheena looked at hers. "Someone's been sitting on my chair… and its broken" she paused. "I think I'll beat up the guy!" she added.

They went in their room. "Someone's been sleeping on my bed." Said Regal, getting annoyed. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed" said Raine who was equally annoyed. "Someone's been sleeping in my bed and he's still there!" said Sheena, an evil curl at the end of her lips.

Suddenly Zelos woke up and ran out. But Sheena was faster. "Not so fast buddy!" she said after catching him. (A/N: the next few things will be cut because I want this to still be rated K+ and explicit violence such as this is rated 'T'… Ouch- That has got to hurt… make that 'M'). And some indiscernible thing, red and black and blue ran out of the house, out of the forest and was never heard of again.


FC: Well staff. Anything to say?

Sheena, Regal & Raine: No.

FC: No complaints?!?!

Regal: Would you listen to them?

FC: I get your point.

Sheena: Just one question. Why is Zelos the main role.

Zelos: Hush Sheena, it is obvious that for a perfect person like me, the main role is a perfect fit.

FC: Yes, he's right.

Zelos: You see?

FC: Zelos is an obnoxious easygoing careless abomination who does the rudest things without the slightest bit of guilt.

Sheena: I see… when you look at it from that angle, then yes, it was a perfect fit.

Zelos: Ouch, that hurts.