"So let me get this straight. After the whole fiasco where you switched bodies with GLaDOS, Mom banished you to space."

"Yep."

"You spent four years up there, then a meteor blasted your friend to bits, and She dragged you back to Aperture."

" 'friend' is stretching it a bit, but yeah."

"You called for help, and Mom broke into Aperture to rescue you. You got downloaded into an android, Mom got shot, and you almost left her behind."

"Not my proudest moment."

"You carried mom back to town, and she gave you one last chance. You learned to bake bread, learned to shoot a gun, and started to remember being human. You panicked and went to Garret for help."

"You conveniently forgot to mention your mum plugging a laptop into my head while I was asleep."

"Garret took the whole robot thing surprisingly well, and he asked you to talk to Foxglove, who apparently didn't know what she was built for. You told her, and she miraculously started working."

"All I had to do was hit 'yes'!"

"The entire town celebrated, and you became the unofficial DJ. But then those two robots came and kidnapped everyone. Mom needed your help to rescue them, but you chickened out."

"Again, not proud. And besides, I-"

"Quickly realized what a coward you were being, and used Foxglove to beam yourself to Aperture, destroying your robot body in the process."

"Man alive, that hurt!"

"You forced GLaDOS to shut herself off, and got everyone to the surface, but you were trapped in Aperture's mainframe. Then, Caroline's ghost somehow managed to download you back into your decades old, frozen human body. Mom found you, and you kissed and made up. The end."

"Yeah, that's pretty much the whole story, you're up to speed. Need anything else?"

"Yeah." Sophie said, scribbling "They met at work." onto her family history homework. "The Cliffnotes version."