Disclaimer: A bunch of the characters aren't mine. Some are. Also, I have people from a bunch of random books. Joyousness.

A/N this story is random. Very random. If you like things such as plot, sticking to one book, or sentences that MAKE SENSE go read something else WHAHAHA anywoo, if you have already transferred to the insane side, then by all means, continue

Lauren: You know, I think there are more people here than I invited to my party! Ok, we gotta make an attendance list. Let's see..ummm Harry Potter?

Harry: *jumps up and waves arm around* Oooh! Pick me! Pick me!

Lauren: Ok, I guess that counts.Hermione? What are you doing here?

Hermione: *climbing on Draco's lap as he attempts to push her away* what? Oh, I climbed on the back of Draco's car.

Lauren: right. I guess that means Draco is here too.

Draco: *singing* yup!

Lauren: Now, let's see. The Female Foo Fighters?

Daine, Alanna, and Kel: That's us!

Maddy: *angrily* I wanna join!

D, A, and K: No way! It's only for women that guys hate!

Maddy: Oh, fine then.

Lauren: Maddy? How did you get here?? You weren't invited!

Maddy: Oh, that.I snuck in from my story.

Lauren: works for me. Now is Ginny here?

Ginny: I still don't understand why pot isn't considered a party favor.

Draco: Ginny, I love you and your stupidness

Everyone else: SHE HATES YOU

Draco: *runs off sobbing* No she doesn't!!

Ginny: *hysterical laughter* actually, I'm madly in love with him. But it's so fun to be mean!

Thayet: Aren't I beautiful? And I don't like it when I'm queen.

Lauren: Ok.but Thayet, you weren't invited

Thayet: You can't tell me what to do! I'm queen!

Jon: Yo just let me and my gal stay, k?

Lauren: How did you get here?

Thayet: *points to dragon* That

Lauren: AAAAAAAAAH

Ron: Aren't I on the guest list?

Lauren: *making a miraculous recovery* no, but you can come anyway.

Ron: Cool!

Lauren: Ok, that's everyone, I think.

A/N-Read and review my random story, please!!!!!!!!! I will update if people like it. Thanks to Maddy for being cool in the story. Go kumquats!