This is one of the classical How To's.

How to get kicked out of the weirdest places.

How to ruin your enemies' lives.

And more...

You'll get the How To list and then see how our characters put it in action.

How to get kicked out of Wal-mart.

1. Go to Wal-Mart.

2. Go to random places and put things into your shopping cart.

3. Put everything in the wrong place and upside down.

4. Go to the freezer section with a lot of water.

5. Open all the freezer doors and prop them open.

6. Pour all the water on the floor and skate on it when it freezes.

7. Start a pillow fight and 'accidently' break a very expensive piece of glassware.

8. Begin to be a families shadow until they finally get police officers on you

9. Start a food fight.

10. Take a man hostage in the girls' bathroom and dye his hair pink (he is not allowed to be gay)

The real story has more details.

"Emmy.'' I said walking into the living room.

"What Bells?"He said from the couch where he was watching NASCAR.

"Hey Redneck Vampire I'm hungry and there isn't shit in this house.' I said to him

He shot up off the couch and stared at me with excitement in his eyes.

"There isn't?"He asked and I answered with a nod.

"OH YEA TIME TO GO TO WAL-MART!!!"He said jumping up and down.

Now I have a new reason for Edward to never let me stay with him, he gets excitement from going to stores.

He grabbed my hand and used his inhuman speed to get me to his jeep.

He jumped in the driver's seat and put his hand on the wheel.

He just sat there with a huge smile on his face and staring ahead of him.

He slowly turned his head toward me and his smile got really creepy looking.

"Come on."He said his eye twitching a little.

"Um Emmet is it okay if I just go to a corner store or something?'I asked afraid of his answer.

Emmet's eye twitched some more before he started to fake cry.

"W-why are you so m-mean to me? I just w-wanted to h-h-help."He said in a totally fake shaky voice.

"Okay fine I'll let you take me to Wal-mart."I said before walking around to the passenger seat and buckling myself in.

"Don't worry Bells I won't go as fast as Edward."Emmet said. I sighed in relief but I guess that wasn't the best thing to do.

But of course he didn't go as fast as Edward, he went faster.

Actually if he would have went any faster he would have broke the speed meter thing.

We got there in a couple minutes but when Emmet got out I just sat there.

My nails were dug deeply in the seats and my eyelids where so tight together, you would have thought they were stapled.

"Oh Bella it wasn't that fast."Emmet said opening my door and unbuckling me.

He picked me up and took me into the massive store.

My eyes still shut tightly.