Lincoln:You're on
Announcer:What's my line?
Lincoln:Read the script.
Announcer:I don't have one.
Lincoln:Leni,where's the script for the fanfiction
Leni:Oops!
Lincoln:Dang it! Don't tell me you forgot.
Lori:I've got a song. pulls out a guitar
Leni:You're a lifesaver.
Lori:The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mountain of snow.
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Cmon! Let's go!
All:To the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Lori:Our bags are packed and ready to go
All:Let's start the van and be gone!
Start the van and be gone!
Now our bags are all packed and we're ready to go
Let's start the van and be gone!
Lori:Cmon!
Lana and Lola:Oh my!
Lori:Let's go!
Lana and Lola:Oh my!
All:To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
Lori:What's that you say?
We can't leave yet today?
You've just got an errand to run?
Leni:I just have to stop at the bank
Lori:You just have to stop at the bank...Well...
If you insist I suppose
We can deal with a minor delay
Lana and Lola:Deal with a minor delay
Luna:Say Lori, who made this biscuit anyway?
Lori:Oh, I thought you'd never ask!
So James McNabb at the Guild of Gold
He made the biscuit so long ago
And the people they traveled to see it glow
All:At the Mountain of Zazzamarandabo
Lori:Cmon!
Luna:Hurray!)
Lori:Let's go!
Lola:Yay!
All:To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-OH!
Lori:What is it now?
This isn't the way!
Leni:I just have to stop for some goldfish food!
Lori:Leni..You don't even have a goldfish!
Leni:No, but I was thinkin' of gettin' one and, I wouldn't want him to go hungry
Anybody need anything?
Luan:Uh maybe a vente half-caf vanilla hazelnut latté? Hold the whipped cream. And maybe one of those little chocolate covered graham crackers?
Later
Leni:So Lori, what's so great about this biscuit anyway?
Lori:Well, if you really want to know
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Was lost in our world many years ago
Until my our Great Uncle Loew
Stubbed his toe on the frozen dough
All:On the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Lori:Cmon!
Lana:Let's leave!
Lola:Let's go!
Lori:No tea!
All:To the Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-NO!
Lori:Not again! This is not fair!
Leni:Ya gotta have a map!
Lori:A what?
Leni:A map!
Lori:A what?
Leni:A map!
Everyone else:Oh! A map!
All:The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Lori:The joy!
Leni:The thrill!
Luan:I think..I spilled...
All:The Biscuit! The Biscuit!
The Biscuit of Zazzamaranda-
Clyde:BURP
Lori:...bo...
Lana:Uh oh
Lori:faints
Clyde:Mmm! Sausage gravy!
Leni:Huh.. I might of made a wrong turn...
Lori:notices a sign The Biscuit of...Doug?
Back to the van! Back to the van!
It isn't too late! Let's go!
So high in the hills where the cold winds blow
All:Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo!
Lori:We're almost there! Oh isn't this great?
Luna:Who needs to take a potty break? (Me! Me! Right here!)
Lori:...NOOOOO!
Everyone else:The Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
It lies atop a mound of snow
High in the hills where the cold winds blow
Is the Biscuit of Zazzamarandabo
Announcer:I suppose this has been Silly Songs with Lori
Tune in next time to hear Leni say,
Leni: "I always thought YOU were the announcer..."
Lori:...So did I
The End
