Teen Titians
The weirdest foe. Warning: The following story is written by me, so I think that should be warning enough. Starfire: Actually I think you need to add some other stuff to that. Raven: Unless you wish to get sued for everything you own. Gary: What? My play station and my comic books? Oh and about 10 bucks on a good day? Beast boy: *sigh* Guess I'll do the disclaimer.. Gary does not own Teen Titians, and frankly, that's a good thing for us. Robin: This is just a fan fiction so nobody please sue him. Cyborg: Now Gary, back to that idea about me being king of the world. Rest of the titians: O_O Gary: How many time do I have to tell you, I'm not writing that! Any way, onto the story!

Silence. That was the first thing she noticed when she woke up. Usually there was the noise of the machines working on his DNA. A 4-foot drone built with small rockets on its bottom hovered towards her, it's four arms waving. "Master, your treatment is done." The women smiled and stepped out of the tube where she had spent the last 4 months. Had it really been that long? She closed her eyes. 4 months ago her sister had been beaten and sent to jail by the teen Titians along with gizmo and mammoth. The women, who herself was really just a teen of age 17 had despaired at this, knowing that when her sister got out of jail the hive was going to make her sorry. She had promised to get the titans back for this and she knew ho she wanted to do it. She was going to embarrass them, make them cry in shame, then. She paused and flexed her newly strengthen muscles and punched a hole into the steel walls as if it was paper. Oh yes. They would pay, she knew that for sure. "I see your enjoying your new power." A mans voice, coming up behide her. "It wasn't cheep you know, to built and power this device to give you your powers." His name was Slade, he always kept to the shadows and avoided light when ever possible, he wore a mask which had only one eye hole in it but that was all he needed. This man had been behide sending her sisters team to fight the titian's but she hadn't know that when she had been contracted by him with a offer to get the power needed to beat the titans. "I am very grateful for this Slade." The girl said, bowing before him. Slade smiled, and with great effort kept the contempt out of his voice as he spoke. "You will find different uniforms in the back room." He paused as she walked pause him heading toward the room. "And Kimberly, I would also give myself a new name if I were you." She nodded and looked thru all the uniforms there, deciding to take one that was dark purple tights going down the legs, and a sleeveless top that was also dark purple. Her mask was like robin's and as she went to leave a robot stopped her and gave her a watch that would auto dress her in many different cloths all she had to do was pick the outfit. Choosing one, that of a businesswomen she left the building and made her way across the city, heading for titian tower.

Inside Titian tower Starfire and Raven were having a fight while Robin trained and Cyborg and Beast boy played video games. "Why must you be so mean and gloomy!" Starfire says hotly at Raven, her face red with anger. Starfire had wanted to go out shopping with someone but the before mentioned males were busy. So Starfire had asked Raven, the dark and gloomy girl had stared at her before calling her a clueless twit. "Because it's better than being a brain dead bimbo!" Raven shot back at her. Both girls were trained fighters and it looked like they were getting ready to test Starfire's star bolts with Raven's dark powers. "How dare you insult me! On my planet you would be punished very badly by the adult in charge!" Star says, with some tears in her eyes. "The adult in charge? Look here crybaby, we're teenagers ages 16 and 17. I'm a year younger than you but you act like a 2 year old! Teenagers don't need a adult to watch them but a little cry baby like you might need one to give you a pacifier to suck on when you start crying." With a crude laugh Raven takes off leaving Starfire trying her hardest not to cry. Just then the doorbell rang which was weird because they didn't have a doorbell. Shrugging her shoulders Star flew towards the door and opened it to see a woman in a business suit looking at her with a smile. The 5'11 women held out a hand and brushed her black hair back with the other hand. "Hello, my name is Kimberly and I'm with the newspaper. I was wondering if I could get a interview with one of you Titians, hopefully your self." The women said faking a blush. Starfire blushed herself and nodded her head and let the women in the tower and took her to her room. "You wish to ask me questions? Why not one of the others?" She asked. "Cause you're the hottest looking one of them" Thought Kimberly then she said. "Because out of the rest of them, you're the only alien, that's a fascinating thing!" Starfire smiled and Kim knew that the bimbo of a titian had fallen into part one of her plan. They talked for the next 2 hours, Kimberly getting all the dirt she could want on the Titians. In fact, the only reason the interview ended was because Raven dropped by and made a comment on how it was the crybabies night to cook supper. Raven smirked as Starfire almost started to cry again in front of her friend before taking off. "I am sorry you had to see that act of geeetopu." Starfire said quickly wiping away her tears. Kim had learned enough of Star's language that she knows that geeetopu mean something like stupidest or anther way to call some one a ass clown.

"It's ok, I used to have a sister like that." She said. "Do you want any help in making the food? It's the least I can do after you gave me this interview." Starfire smiled and nodded. "It will not be easy, just about every one eats something different from some one else. Raven told me earlier before she became an ass that she wanted hot dogs and fries. Robin always wants a hamburger and fries. I eat the same thing as Robin. Cyborg eats a steak and potatoes while Beast boy is having a nice salad. He refuses to eat anything he might have to turn into." Starfire says. Kim blinks then gets to work working with Starfire to make the food, making most of Raven's herself and slipping a chemical into Ravens hotdogs. When the food was about to be ready Kim made her good byes and left the building to get the interview back to her office. Once she was off of Titian Island she pressed a button on her watch and her attire went back to the tights. "This will be fun, by the end of the night one of the Titians will be crying herself to sleep. Now if only I could come up with a name for myself."

Gary: And there you have, the start of a masterpiece! All the Titians: O_O Starfire: I am confused, that was not a reporter? Raven: *slaps head* Robin: ..Any ways, Remember people, the only way Gary knows if you people like his story is to read and review. Beast boy: So whether you liked it or hated, he wants to hear your two cents worth. Cyborg: Just as long as it's sensible, so none of that 'U suc' stuff, bad spelling and all. Gary and the Titians: See ya later!