Authors Note: So I've written like…3 things so far? Two chapters for my Never ending OC fic, now I'm making a songfic for butters? I must be either really bored or have a lot of time on my hands…xD anyway! This is my first ever songfic. Okai? So it WILL BE HORRIBLE DX and btw, this is in butters' p.o.v!


Oh, hamburgers. I was grounded again for being a n-naughty boy. My dad sure was sore when h-he found out I was gay. But by golly! Being gay is..okay isn't it? Mom and dad said they were going out and not to answer the door until th-they came home.

And that was my pr-problem.

Someone was knocking at my door. At this hour? Je-Jesus. I'm tired. Leave me alone

Who could it be knocking at my door?

Go 'way. Don't come 'round here no more

Can't you see that it's late at night?

I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right

My pa-parents said not to answer. By golly I wasn't gonna get in any more trouble!

All I wanted to do was be a good little boy, and to stay out of trouble.

"Go away!" I shouted

All I wish is to be alone.

Stay away, don't you invade my home

"Butters! Let me in! It's your father!"

Wh-what lies are these! It isn't him! He said they'd be back by-by 9:00 pm! It's 7:30!

"Th-that's not true!" I protested.

He had better g-go away. It doesn't make s-sense. If he tries to co-come in I'll just run away!

Best off if you hang outside

Don't come in, I'll only run and hide!

I didn't hear him anymore….but then I heard another voice!

"Butters! It's your mother! Let us in or you'll be double grounded!"

N-now someone is trying to be my mom? NO!

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Well if they won't leave me alone I-I guess I'll just have to escape!

Who can it be knocking at my door?

Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.

'Shhh!' I said to myself. If he hears me he'll just stay there!

If he hears, he'll knock all die!

I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay

"Butters! We brought someone to help you with your problem! Let us in now!"

A-a problem? I HAVE no problem! Leave me alone!

"Butters we know your il1 please let us help!"

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?" I screeched. Why can't these people stop pretending to be my parents!?

I've done no harm, I keep to myself.

There's nothing wrong with, my state of mental health

"LEOPOLD! YOU LET US IN RIGHT NOW! We're worried about you! You TALK to your stuffed animals for christ sake!"

"MR BUN BUN IS NOT A STUFF ANIMAL!"

I like it here with my childhood friends

Here they come, those feelings again!

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

"Butters, your gay"

Only my parents know that! It must be them!

I opened the door. There was a man behind them with a t-shirt reading "Pray the Gay away!"

"H-hi mom and dad! Who's this?" I asked nervously. Oh hamburgers I must've been in big trouble!

"Butters, this man is going to help you with your problems" My dad said.

"Uh uh…what problem?"

"Your…your just bi-curious butters" Mom answered me. I really had no idea what they were t-talking about..

"B-bi curious? No no I'm just gay!"

"Butters, you're going to make some new friends for about a month when we send you away"

"when you WHAT?"

Is it the man come to take me away?

Why do they follow me?

It's not the future that I can see

It's just my fantasy

There was no use in protesting, so I just decided to go along with it. They told me to pack my bags and get ready to go.

Ohhhh…who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

Who could it be now?

I suppose I did have a problem, and my parents just wanted to help me!

Oh…who can it be now?

I got in the car and we drove off to this camp where little boys had the same problem as me!

Ohhhh…we oh…..who can it who can it?

Well I guess I=I'm gonna have myself an ad-venture! I can't wait now!

Ohhhhhh we oh oh yeah yeah~~~~

Authors note: Yes, I warned you of how badly it sucked. Butters is WAY OOC it isn't funny. I'm disappointed with this songfic, but I had to get it off my chest. Oh well, let me prepare myself for oh so many flames! *prepares for impact*