A/N:I found this over at livejournal and thought it seemed fun. In case you're unfamiliar with this meme, you have to write a short fic for each category. And when I say this, I mean literally 10 words or less. So, basically this author's note is longer than the fic itself. Oh, and it's HG/MM. Obviously. It's amazingly difficult to do! Damn my fertile imagination and long words! Oh, and review! 3
1) Angst:
I married Ron, but it was her arms I craved.
2) AU:
"I'm Hermione."
I smiled at her seventh year self.
"Minerva."
3) Crack!Fic:
Ron offered the condom.
"Did they teach you Biology, Ron?"
4) Crossover:
Hermione stepped inside, deciding that the TARDIS was magic itself.
5) First Time:
Minerva prayed Irma wouldn't see them moaning against them bookcases.
6) Fluff:
The first time Hermione felt the butterflies?
A Transfiguration Exam.
7) Humour:
A ginger ferret and Minerva smirked.
Take that, Ronald Weasley.
8) Hurt/Comfort:
"Did you love him?"
"No."
"Do you love me?"
Silence.
9) Smut:
It was fireworks.
It was heaven.
It was kinky.
10) UST (aka Unresolved, or Unrequited, Sexual Tension):
And, again, she convinced herself it was just a crush.
