A/N:I found this over at livejournal and thought it seemed fun. In case you're unfamiliar with this meme, you have to write a short fic for each category. And when I say this, I mean literally 10 words or less. So, basically this author's note is longer than the fic itself. Oh, and it's HG/MM. Obviously. It's amazingly difficult to do! Damn my fertile imagination and long words! Oh, and review! 3

1) Angst:

I married Ron, but it was her arms I craved.

2) AU:

"I'm Hermione."

I smiled at her seventh year self.

"Minerva."

3) Crack!Fic:

Ron offered the condom.

"Did they teach you Biology, Ron?"

4) Crossover:

Hermione stepped inside, deciding that the TARDIS was magic itself.

5) First Time:

Minerva prayed Irma wouldn't see them moaning against them bookcases.

6) Fluff:

The first time Hermione felt the butterflies?

A Transfiguration Exam.

7) Humour:

A ginger ferret and Minerva smirked.

Take that, Ronald Weasley.

8) Hurt/Comfort:

"Did you love him?"

"No."

"Do you love me?"

Silence.

9) Smut:

It was fireworks.

It was heaven.

It was kinky.

10) UST (aka Unresolved, or Unrequited, Sexual Tension):

And, again, she convinced herself it was just a crush.