Title: Weird Gundam Poems

Author: Solo_02

Pairings: 3+4 and 1+2 implied

Rating: PG

Warnings: OOC, weirdness, insanity, yaoi, and that's about it

Disclaimers: Don't own, don't care, don't sue, and don't give a jolly- well-damn whether you like it or not.

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SHINIGAMI, THE GOD OF DEATH MAKES SURE NO ONE ALIVE IS LEFT And WITH HIS GIANT KILLER SCYTHE, HE MARCHES IN TO TAKE YOUR LIFE, YOU CANNOT STOP HIM, AND YOU CAN'T HIDE, ALTOUGH THE THOUSANDS HAVE TRIED, LET HIM SAY THIS, WHO LIVES TO TELL - - SHINIGAMI IS BACK FROM HELL!

-Duo Maxwell
THE SEXIST PIG, CHANG WUFEI HE LOVES HIS SWORD, BUT HATES TO PLAY AND IF YOU BOTHER HIM, BE PREPARED HE'LL TRY TO CUT OFF YOUR BELOVED HAIR HE THINKS WOMEN ARE INJUSTICE AND WEAK ONNA'S DRIVE HIM OVER THE PEAK IF YOU MESS WITH HIM OR EVEN HAVE THE NERVE HE WILL MAKE SURE THAT 'JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED'

-WUFEI CHANG
HEERO YUY, PILOT OF WING DOESN'T SAY A WORD OR A THING HE IS THE PERFECT SOLDIER TO THOSE WHO KNOW HE LOVES TO SAY 'OMAE O KOROSO' HE ALWAYS USES HIS GUN TO KILL HE LIKE TO KILL IF IT WERE THE COLONIES WILL AND IF YOU MANAGE TO KILL HER HIM AND TELL HE WILL SHOOT YOU AND RELENA AND SEND YOU STAIGHT TO HELL

-HEERO YUY
TROWA BARTON, THE QUIET ONE HE NEVER SPEAKS, BUT GETS THINGS DONE HE WORKS IN THE CIRCUS WITH HIS SISTER CATH WHO CLAIMS HE'S HER BROTHER, YOU DO THE MATH HE HAS A CRUSH ON A CERTAIN BLONDE WHO LOVES TO SHOP AT BED BATH AND BEYOND TRY IF YOU WILL, TO MAKE HIM CHAT OR EVEN PLAY THE FLUTE "." THAT'LL BE HIS ONLY LINE AND YOU'LL NEED TO PRESS MUTE

-TROWA BARTON

Quatre Winner, what can I say. He can feel emotions in anyway He may look innocent and even cute to say But don't be deceived, just ask Wufei He's the youngest of sisters 29 I wonder what his childhood must have been like To live around women to and thro, But then again, maybe I don't wanna know.
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I know, that was stupid.I was bored, and when I get bored I rrreeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy get bored.. Please don't take that to the offensive. R&R please! Flames are welcomed.