Author's Note: Just for those who can't quite recall Chicken Boo, he was from the cartoon series in 'Animaniacs'. Enjoy reading this one-shot, and please don't forget to review! Ja!
Chicken Boo Strikes Again
By Charles Xavier
Trouble was brewing down in Nibelheim tonight…again.
"Run for the hills! Sephiroth's back!" A random person cried out from the crowds of people evacuating the town. Sephiroth marched slowly into the inflamed Nibelheim with his large orange feet and waving his feathery arms all around the place. Mothers and children screamed in terror, believing that their lives were going to end right at this moment.
"BRAAAAAAHK!" Sephiroth clucked out demonically. "Brahk! Bahk! Bahk!"
"Not so fast, Sephiroth!" A voice yelled out from behind. Sephiroth turned around only to face his bitter enemy, Cloud Strife, along with his whole gang of AVALANCHE, who more than ready to take combat. "We've beaten you before, we can beat you again!"
"Brahk?" Sephiroth frowned.
"Your words mean nothing to me." Cloud remarked disgracefully. "Let's settle this score once and for all!" He armed his Buster sword while the others were arming themselves too with their own personal weapons. "ATTACK!"
Everyone, apart from Vincent Valentine however, dashed towards Sephiroth at full speed. Sephiroth took out his sword and prepared himself for the serious battle that was to commence…though as he did, a bullet from Vincent's gun flew straight above his head, knocking off his white wig clear off from his head. Cloud immediately halted AVALANCHE once he saw what had happened. And it wasn't long before they all realized WHAT Sephiroth really was…
"I don't believe it." Vincent said, putting his Death Penalty away after having fired. "I just don't believe it."
"Oh my giddy aunt!" Cid's cigarette fell out of his mouth when his jaw dropped down.
"Oh, Gawd! You gotta be kidding me!" Yuffie gasped.
"Sephiroth?" Tifa hesitated. "Y-you're a…"
"…chicken?!" Cloud finished her sentence.
"Brahk! Bahk! Bahk! Bahk!" Boo disarmed his sword, tore off all his dark gothic clothes and revealed his whole feathered body. He then began walking round in a circle, acting like a normal chicken who didn't know what was going on. "Bahk. Bahk. Bahk."
"This can't be…" Cloud muttered as he went into deep thought. "All this time…Jenova…Meteor…it all happened because of this…CHICKEN?!"
"BRRAAAAAHK!"
"So…Cloud, what do we do now? Should we still kick his ass?" Barret scratched his head in confusion.
"Hell, yes! GET HIM!" Cloud ordered the group to continue their attack. "We're not going to let some farmyard chicken take over the Planet!"
"BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHK!" Boo wasn't quick enough to get away when all of AVALANCHE tackled him down to the floor and started a humongous struggle. Soon this endless fight became completely clouded by dust…and lasted through the rest of the night.
CHORUS: You where a disguise, to look like human guys. But you're not a man, you're a Chicken Boo!
Fin
