artime: i watched the movie space jam recently so it made me think

meadow: is michel jordan in it and is kurama gonna play basketball!?

artime: no, it's soccar and the superstarr is......

meadow: *shrugs*

artime: DAVID BECKAM!!!!

meadow: WOW ISN'T IT THAT GUY THAT STYLES HIS HAIR ALL THE TIME?

artime: you could say that i guess

meadow: artime doesn't own me or yu yu hakusho im a real demon that belongs to a different

athouress so don't sue!

****Space Jam yu yu hakusho style************

reporter: is it true that your retiring!? *to david beckam*

david: no it isn't im just takeing a months off

reporter2: when will you go back to soccar?

david: don't know yet but after my day off!

*in a planet called mondrain (i don't any good planet names ok so go with it)*

*some alien kid was riding a ride*

alien kid:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*ride crashes and he falls out*

alien dad: now wasn't that fun?

alien kid: dad don't ever take me here ever agian ok it sucks here!

*the evil dude himself was watching what the kid said on camera*

evil dude: here that HEAR THAT THE LITTLE BRATS RIGHT!!!!!!

little alien: sorry boss

evil dude: we need somthing new somthing uhhhh actiony somthing....

little alien2: anime? *turns tv on to yu yu hakusho

evil dude(boss): yes yes YES ANIME BRING THEM TO ME!!!!!!!

little alien3: but what if the say no?

boss: *grabs la3* IF THEY SAY NO MAKE THEM!!!!!!

little alien3: cool

*now back to david beckam*

david: damn this sucks,

asistant: what does?

david: what's the team gonna do without me?

asistant: don't worry this is your day off enjoy it!!

david: alright....

*than they see a alien space ship fly by*

david: O.O what was that!?

asistant(we'll just call him bob): i don't know O.o

*in the yu yu hakusho world*

(narrator: hiei's traing with kurama *not yoai* and then)

hiei:just face it kitsune you can't beat me!!

kurama: keep dreaming!!*gets his rose whip out until*

*the space ship lands and the walk thingy smashes kurama*(like in the elmer fudd and bugs

scene and sry kurama fans)

kurama:*squished*

hiei: *looks up and sees the aliens* O_o

*the aliens come down and see hiei looking up*

alien1: we come from the planet mondrain!

alein2:we are looking for a hiei do you know him or seen him?(i know yusuke's the leader and

all but i like hiei better ^_~)

hiei: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm hiei does he run fast like this *runs to a tree and back*

alien1: yeah!

hiei: does he have spikey hair like this? *points to his hair*

alien2: yeah!!

hiei: does he say hn alot!?

alien3: yeah!!!

hiei: does he wear a bandana like this!?*point to his bandana*

all the aliens: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

hiei: nope never herd of him *shrugs and walks away*

alien: T.T

(than all of a sudden hiei gets blast by a dozen ray guns and make a cradder but hiei's right

in the middle black head to toe)

alien4: wait just a second mr.anime!!

hiei:*looks back at the aliens* O_O meep!

alien5:you think we're stupid?

alien3: now bring all your anime friends over to us NOW or you're gonna be turned into ashes!

hiei: O_O you squished on of them *points to kurama*

alien2:*looks down*

kurama: mph mph!

alien2: sorry dude!

kurama: @___________@

alien5: NOW BRING YOUR OTHER ANIME FRIENDS TO US!!!!!!!

*a few seconds later*

*yusuke kurama kuwabaka jin touya and hiei were standing there*

yusuke: what do you lil buggers want!?

alien6: we want you to come with us to the planet mondrain to be our slaves!!!!

yusuke: you think we're stupid or somthing our answer is HELL no!!

kuwabaka: now get your asses out of our world!!!!

alien5: OR ELSE WHAT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE!!!!!

yusuke: how 'bout a lil game of soccar come back 2marrow and we'll play ya!

alien2: deal!!

*all the aliens get in the ship and go to the real world*

kurama: do you think you did the right thing?

yusuke: *laughing* yeah! they're smaller than the old hag we cam beat them no sweat!!!

*the real world*

(narrator: in the real world the aliens were using a soccar ball to take the athletes powers

away and they succed)

*a day later*

*in the yu yu hakusho world on a soccar field*

kuwabaka: let's kick some alien ass!!!!

hiei: hn baka

*aliens arive*

alien1: prepare to lose!!

alien2:ready

all the aliens: YEAH!!!

*touching the soccar ball*

yusuke: what the hell are they doing!?

kurama: somthing not good

(narrator: the aliens got bigger and bigger and finally they were huge!!)

all but aliens: O______________O*looking up at the aliens*

hiei: got any plans detective?

yusuke: O.O no

jin: O.O

touya: well this sucks! O_____________O

alien1: *pushes soccar ball on hiei as he went down to the grond like a hammer with a nail*

SUCCAR!!!!

touya: O.O

yusuke: HIEI!!

hiei:*pops out of the hole* EASY SQUEESY LEMON PEESY!! @.@*falls back into the hole*

kurama: O.o

yusuke: uhhh give us a few more days to get better will ya please!? ^_^

alien4:nev-

alien6: yes....and your goin DOWN!!!!!!

kuwabaka: NO WAY WE'RE GONNA KICK YOUR SORRY ASSES WHEN WE'RE READY!!!!!

*aliens leave*

yusuke: uhhhhh

kurama: we need help with this problem

yusuke: and i know just the person

hiei:*pops out of ground* DAVEY BECKY!!*falles back in* @___@

kurama: O.o you're not thinking....

yusuke: yup DAVID BECKAM!!!!!

***2 be continued****************

artime: will they find david in time?

meadow: find out on the next chapter

hiei:*pops out of hole* PLEASE REVIEW! @__@*falls into hole agian*

artime/meadow: O.o