Hey, don't blame me for my spelling and names, for this is my first fanfic. Vegeta is a Sayain Kindergartener so he has bad language. U know dat? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Vegeta walked down the halls of his spaceship. "Oh Master Frieza," he said gently, your dina (dinner) is suved. (served)

"Why thank you boyo," Master Frieza said carelessly. "Oh Bulma dear! Oh my lovely daughter! This is your dinner,"

"Now, now" cried 5 year old Bulma, "Who's this cutiepie?

Frieza was surprised to hear that, " Oh, the guard? Well he came cheap. only 50 zen-

"No, me don't mean the ass ugly guard, I mean that shorty,"

"WHAAAAAAAAT!" cried Master Frieza, uh bu wha (out of breath) oh uh uh you uh do you uh mean my servant Vegeta!

Daughter Bulma was too stunned to speak.

"Young lady!" Don't you look away when I'm speaking!" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

1 hour later

"BUUULLLMMAAA!!!!!!!!" Frieza screamed furiously.

"Oh, master," a faithful guard said, " you'll explode a vei-"

"I don't care about a damned VEIN !!!" YELLED FRIEZA!

"Guards," Freiza ordered, "take my precious Bulma away... and I'll take care of Vegeta.

Just before Bulma was dragged away, she managed to tell Vegeta, "you're a sexy boy, we'll meet again some day.

Vegeta = ????????

"Over here" commanded Frieza, Vegeta obediently followed.

"Listen here, boyo," my darling Bulma loves you but.. you WILL NOT love her back." Frieza said warningly.

"I know you were once an orphan and you should be glad I adopted you to be my faithful servant. But you have made all our lives worse and I'm afraid you're to be gone." Frieza said coldy.

"But-"

"NOW!" the Master retorted impatiently. " I'll send 2 of my guards to escort you off somewhere else," Frieza said.

But before Frieza finished his sentence, young Vegeta opened the window and jumped down from space.

This chapter is really good but I promise my next chapter will be better. I'm not righting more until I get at least 10 reviews. Can u review please?