Greg was listening to music. Loud music. Not that that was unusual but this time it was for a good cause. Sara. Sara wasn't really a cause. But getting Sara to notice him was. Unfortunately for our hero, Grissom already knew Greg's plan and was plotting one of his own.

Grissom walked hurriedly to the DNA lab and shouted in the doorway, "Greg turn that off!"

Greg looked up, tail between his legs, and meekly turned the radio off.

"With you around, I'm beginning to regret getting my hearing fixed!" Grissom exclaimed, chuckling. Greg forced a laugh and tried not to watch as Sara walked nonchalantly past the doorway.

Darn it! He thought, if only Grissom weren't here, she would have come in and we'd be having this conversation!

Grissom smiled, his counter-attack was working. He too had noticed Sara but not visually. He had a super-power called Sara-sense which made him able to tell where Sara was at all times so he could find her…or avoid her if necessary. "Well, Greg," Grissom said, holding back an evil laugh, "I want those results as soon as possible, so don't be afraid to put in a little overtime until you're done!"

Greg sighed, "Yes, sir."

Grissom practically skipped off…and ran right into Sara.

Author's note: My first parody fic, please review, more to come… maybe.