I NO OWN

I wish that Bella would like shopping
It's a wonderful thing, fashion I mean
But Bella seems to think it's something that you should hit with a stick until it dies
I mean whats so wrong with wanting to spend some time with my best friend
And I am offended by her deeming that I think she's a 3D doll
But really, I just want to make her more stunning than she already is
Is that a crime
Apparently she thinks it is
She would be the perfect best friend if she just liked fashion
And clothes
And makeup
And her general appearance
But noo, she thinks that fashion is a horrible horrible thing
She dreads shopping so much she wears things twice
Twice
That should be against the law
Actually, so should wearing sweat pants when your not sweating
I don't care if there comfortable girl don't you care about your appearance
No, no you don't
Is it so much to ask that you wear some heals too
It's just wrong to only own flats
Illegal if I ruled the world
In fact wearing things that aren't designer should be illegal too
But my best friend has decided that fashion ranks in importance with staying human
Undesirable and must be changed quickly
Why couldn't she have been born normal
Or, well, more normal
Is that really such a big request
I don't think that it's unreasonable
But I suppose you can only get extremes when it comes to people
Really abnormal or really normal
But seriously couldn't she have been born loving fashion

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