I NO OWN
I love you
And I wish that you would see past my brother
I mean really, I am several times more attractive than that guy
But I guess your blinded to my awesomeness in a state of undress cause my bro got to you first
But seriously
If you did see me
You would probably run away with me like I was fantasizing about
But nooo, Edward just had to say that I was taken
I'm pretty sure that everybody that was taken that has layed eyes on you wouldn't be
I can see that you and eddy have been having lots of sex
I would be so much better
Though it would probably be better for me
I would be able to protect you better to
I mean my brother has a very long leash on you
A girl like you needs a short leash
But you would never mind
Cause of the fact that if eddy's a Adonis I would be a Greek god
I can make you laugh too
All eddy does is angst or go poetic
Seriously sometimes I think he's older than pop
Or Carlisle I guess if I'm being formal
If he hadn't told me his age I would assume he had been close friends with Shakespeare
And I guy like that can't be fun
In or out of bed
The only reason Bella stayed with him is because he was her first relationship
She thinks that it's okay that she's with him
But it totally isn't
Cause she's denying Emmet Cullen
