A/N: Yay .. MoJo goodness! My very first fic .. enjoy!

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"Maureen?"

"Hmm?"

"What is life about?"

"What?"

"What is life about? Why do you think we're here?"

"Well .. I personally think life is about sex!"

"Mo, be serious."

"I am being serious!"

"No your not. You seriously think that life is about doing the nasty?"

"Well, it sure makes life a whole lot more fun!"

"Why do I even ask .."

"Pookie! Wait! Come back! I'll be serious, I promise!"

"Fine .."

"Okay, so .. I think life is about .. hmmm .. let me think."

"Maureen Johnson, thinking? Where is Mark and his stupid camera when you need him?"

"Shut up!"

"Ow! Fine."

"Good. Okay, I think life is about .. about loving."

"Jesus, that's what you said before!"

"No, not sex! Its about loving, and feeling, and knowing that if that one person you hate the most isn't gonna be there when you wake up, you might die. Its about experiencing feelings that you never knew you had; rich, deep emotions that had always lurked in the darkest dregs of your soul, yearning to be released. Its about the warm cuddly feeling you get after sex. Its about the butterfly feeling you get when you see her, the sparks when you kiss, the little squeaky noise you make her make when you caress her neck."

"Wow .."

"See! I can be deep and selfless when I want to!"

"I know you can, Honeybear."

"Yeah .. just don't tell anyone."

beat

"Pookie?"

"Hmm?"

"I love you."

"I love you too, Honeybear."

beat

"So .. how 'bout that sex?"

"Maureen .."

"Shutting up."

A/N: Tada! How was is? Please review, I heart feedback!