Kabuto and Orochimaru Yakushi (lol they r married bc sasuke couldnt live up 2 orochimaryu-sama's expectations. piece of shit) were sitting in their teeny living room watching cartoons. The sannin (how do u spell that lmao) arms were pieces of trash that just fuckigjn lAId there on his sides like wow nice arms asshole.
"Orochimaru honey, it's time 2 take ur medicine for ur arms ok"
"nnnnO i DoNT WANNA. SPONGEBOB IS ON DEAR"
"I WILL SHOVE MY ARM UP UR BUTTHOLE IF U DONT FUCKING TAKE THIS MEDICINE RIGHT NOW" kabuto had that little vein popping out of ur head thing lmao i dont remember what its called
"ok buttercup aHAha we dont want that do we."
kabugay shoved his hand in his mouth "i almost died getting the ingredients for this medicien u better swALLOW IT"
ORCHOCHMARI SWALLORS HTE MEDICINE GOOD HOB.
the next dya
"orochimaru-sama i made u ur fave breakfast its fruit loops"
"i thOUGHT I SAID I WANTED HONEY NUT CHEERIOS WHATS THIS GAY BULLSHIT" he flailed his arms and knocked the bowl off the table and milk and cereal flew everywhere
"DID U JUST FLIPPITY-FLOP THE BOWL OF CEREAL THAT I TOOK 30 SECONDS TO MAKE OFF THAT TABLE YOUNG MaN"
"tehres a teeny tiny slight possibility that yes i did do that"
"GO TO UR ROOm"
"UR NOT MY REAL HUSBAND"
orochichimaru spent the rest of his day sulking until kabuto came in in his sexy lingerie and they fricked. hella B)
