OK. This is my first time writing Harry Potter so please forgive me if I make any mistakes. This story is a ModernAU and no magics are mentioned in this story. There is also no Lord Voldemort or anything that happened in the books. Plus, this story contains WAAAY too many OOC'S so if you don't like that then please turn away now. If you also don't like boyXboy then please turn away now. If you also read a story similar to this then I'm sorry... I never knew.

Disclaimer: The characters and some parts of this story is not mine. They belong to JK Rowling.


A door opened and came out a very satisfied Harry Potter. With disheveled hair, crooked glasses and a breathtaking smile, he was quite a sight to see. Harry's smile turned into a full grin when he saw a very annoyed looked on Ron Weasley's face.

"You really got to stop that mate," Ron said as he dump a fresh change of clothes at Harry's arms, "That could get you killed someday."

Harry rolled his eyes and leaned at the railing. "Pssh, I'm living my life. If I die… well.. I guess I die BUT!" He quickly added because of the look Ron was giving him, "At least I lived my life to the fullest and I regret NOTHING!"

Ron took that as his cue and bombed Harry with lectures. Harry merely rolled his eyes and looked at the Gryffindor dorm courtyard. His eyes fell upon a blonde hair that sat alone on one of the benches. His eyes widened when the blonde turned and his breathe stopped for a while because the blonde was beautiful. Soft blonde hair framing a ridiculously beautiful hair, silver eyes that can pierce your soul and a slender body that was worth protecting. The only flaw was that the blonde was frowning. His beautiful lips was turned downward and his eyes shone in irritation. Harry jumped when a hand touched his shoulder and he quickly remembered that Ron was there with him.

"Are you ok? You didn't even protest about my lecture." Ron said worriedly.

"I'm fine but who's that guy?" Harry pointed at the blonde below and Ron's eyes widened in surprise.

"You.. don't know him?" Ron looked at him with disbelieving eyes. Harry pouted and sigh.

"I wouldn't have asked if I know him would I?"

"Well.. he's one of the most richest guy in the whole school so I thought.."

"Well I'm rich too but I don't know him. Maybe he's not that rich because I certainly didn't even heard his name."

"He's name is.. uh… I think it's-"

"Get on with it Weasley." Ron flinched and glared at Harry. Harry just shrugged and gestured Ron to continue.

"He's Draco Malfoy." Harry's eyes widened. He's a Malfoy?

"Yep." Oh.. must have say that out loud, Harry thought.

"No wonder I never heard of him. He must have been a son from a business partner. I never really bothered to befriend those freaks." Harry said as he looked back at the blonde.

"Well, he's one of those 'freaks' so does that mean you won't befriend him?" Ron asked in a dry tone. Harry shook his head no.

"Nope. Mark my words Ron, I'll make that guy fall in love with me!" Harry said as he smirked at the blonde below.

"Good luck with that. Malfoy's not known for being the Slytherin Prince for nothing." Ron said a he also leaned in the railing.

"He's a Slytherin eh? Ok, I made up my mind!" Harry said, "I won't sleep with anybody until Malfoy's heart belongs to me." Ron looked at his with the most horrified look he ever saw.

"You can't be serious!" Ron exclaimed.

"You bet I am and I'm Harry not Sirius. Come on, Hermione must be glaring at our seats now." Harry left with a still shocked Ron trailing behind him.

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"WHAT?!" Hermione shouted out the moment Ron finished his explanation of the event earlier.

"Yeah. Harry sure lost his marble after that sex with those Larence sisters…" Ron said as he stuffed his mouth with food. Hermione just looked at their friend who was talking to their Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, about a certain topic.

"Harry can't last that long. And why Malfoy of all people? He's so cold and silent so why him?" Ron shrugged.

"Told you he lost his marbles. Though the main question is, what was Malfoy doing at the Gryffindor area. I thought the Slytherins hates our guts." Hermione nodded in agreement before letting out a tired sigh.

"Whatever his reason is, I don't care. I'm going to support Harry's idea, no matter how crazy it is, as long as he won't bang the whole school population. Ms. Lily would really love it and I'm sure she won't care if Harry's homo or bi as long as he won't be a father to countless children" Hermione said as she looked at the Slytherin table at the other side of the Great Hall. Malfoy quietly ate his breakfast and did his homework when an idea struck her.

"Ron! If Harry and Malfoy ever got together then Harry will permanently stop being a playboy!" Ron choked his bacon when he heard 'permanently'.

"Bloody hell! That's true!" Ron exclaimed and the two began formulating ideas on how to help Harry get Malfoy.

Little did they know, an unknown presence heard their little 'talk'.

"Soon…"


Well.. how did you like it? Is it way too fast or way too rushed or anything then please review.

I can't promise any update schedule but this story might be mostly updated on weekends.

Little question:

Who was the unknown presence? Is he/she good or is he/she bad?

If you wanna answer then please review! Thanks.