DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT OR ANY CHARACTER AFFILIATED WITH THOSE BOOKS(TEAR, TEAR)
A/n:this is my first fan fic.hope you like it r&r
Chapter 1:Emmet P.O.V
Crap.Crap.Double Crap. I was pacing in mine and Rosalies room. Why? Why is she torturing me? A week? A week?
I heard a low chuckle as someone passed by the door "Shut up Edward!" I growled. I threw a shoe at my door denting it alittle by accident.
"Emmet Cullen! That better not be my house your destroying!" Esme yelled from the kitchen
Uh.oh "Sorry Mom!" I called back
My door opened. My hot angel wife walked through. She went straight to her closet and took out two suitcases and started filling them with clothes. I dove to her feet with aloud THUD." Please don't go baby!" I whined. I knew I was acting pitiful, but hey, this was my sex life were talking about. " I don't think I can make it without you."
"Emmet," she said sighing and pulling her legs out of my grasp "It will only be a week. And you have the guys to keep your mind off me not being here."
"I don't think the guys can help in the way I need." I wiggled my eyebrows at her. I heard a disgusted moan from downstairs "Emmet!" Edward roared. Apparently getting the mental images that passed through my mind. "Stay out of my head!" I called to him
"Em," I knew she was trying to be understanding but I knew that her anger would eventually take over. " Ill only be in Paris for a week. I mean I need this. I haven't had a girls only vacation with Alice for thirty years. I miss hanging out with her. Besides youll have Bella to tease." She smiled wickedly.
That did make me feel better but Bella couldn't help me either. Well without Rose wanting to kill in a slow torture.
"But….." I started.
"No buts!" her anger was winning. "I need this. When I come home well do whatever you want, but I need this week" she hissed. I stared at my shoes she was really scary when she got angry.
"Im ready to go!" she yelled to Alice. "'bye" she kissed me and then walked out the door.
Great now what am I going to do. I thought. Well except…… I pictured Bella in a cheetah print bikini smiling on a warm beach holding sun tan lotion beckoning to me with her finger.
I heard a loud snarl and my door burst open. "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. You." Edward growled.
"Oh. What's wrong? I can think whatever I want." I laughed in his face.
Edward tackled me. At least this will keep my mind on something else for a couple oh hours. I can always think of Bella and get you mad.
He smacked my head as we went over the 15th coffee table this week.
"BOYS" Esme shrieked.
