RANDOM THINGS WITH RANDOM PEOPLE
Harry Potter Edition
Random Guy: ONE DAY, GOATS WILL RULES THE WORLD!!!
Voldemort: (shoots killing curse at him) You mean, I will rule the world!!!
Random Guy (?): I've got you now, Voldemort!!!!
Voldemort: What the fork??!! (holds up fork)
Drodelbume: It is I, DRODELBUME!!!
Voldemort: (backs away slowly)
Drodelbume: (moves closer to him)
Voldemort: (backs away slowly)
Drodelbume: (moves closer to him)
(continues for some time until they reach the edge of a mysterious cliff)
Voldemort: (looks at edge and realizes he is cornered) D'OH!!!
Drodelbume: What?
Voldemort: Fan Service.
Drodelbume: Now!!!! (points wand at Voldemort) I WUV YOU!!!!! (wand turns into a flower ) (bats eyeslashes suggestively)
Voldemort: (backs away slowly—and falls over the edge)
Drodelbume: GOATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!
Random viewer: Who are you??
Drodelbume: UMERDERBOD!!! –Nah, I'm Dumbledore's evil monkey.
Random Viewer: (back away slowly—and falls over edge)
Umerderbod/evil monkey(???): GOATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!
A/N: Drodeldume and Umerderbod are just "Dumbledore" jumbled up. Also, goats will rule the world.
