RANDOM THINGS WITH RANDOM PEOPLE

Harry Potter Edition


Random Guy: ONE DAY, GOATS WILL RULES THE WORLD!!!

Voldemort: (shoots killing curse at him) You mean, I will rule the world!!!

Random Guy (?): I've got you now, Voldemort!!!!

Voldemort: What the fork??!! (holds up fork)

Drodelbume: It is I, DRODELBUME!!!

Voldemort: (backs away slowly)

Drodelbume: (moves closer to him)

Voldemort: (backs away slowly)

Drodelbume: (moves closer to him)

(continues for some time until they reach the edge of a mysterious cliff)

Voldemort: (looks at edge and realizes he is cornered) D'OH!!!

Drodelbume: What?

Voldemort: Fan Service.

Drodelbume: Now!!!! (points wand at Voldemort) I WUV YOU!!!!! (wand turns into a flower ) (bats eyeslashes suggestively)

Voldemort: (backs away slowly—and falls over the edge)

Drodelbume: GOATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!

Random viewer: Who are you??

Drodelbume: UMERDERBOD!!! –Nah, I'm Dumbledore's evil monkey.

Random Viewer: (back away slowly—and falls over edge)

Umerderbod/evil monkey(???): GOATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!


A/N: Drodeldume and Umerderbod are just "Dumbledore" jumbled up. Also, goats will rule the world.