Saki:oh wow my first fanfiction like ever.......yea this is going to suck.....

Kanna:wow your like a constant downer huh?(owned by charlie the unicorn 3)

Saki:Yes...yes I am.

Kanna:Teme

Saki:Dobe hey why are you here anyway?

Kanna:why you dont want me?? *anime eyes*

Saki:no......

Kanna:*thinking* you bitch........*out loud* I wanted to do the disclamer

Saki:then do it

Kanna:no....now i dont wanna

Saki:*anime tear drop*

Deidara:SAKIMOMO DOES NOT OWN NARUTO IF SHE DID IT WOULD BE A REVERSE HARREM, UN. ALL SHE OWNS IS HER OC'S AND THE PLOT AND THE VOISES IN HER HEAD, YEAH.

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Temari's POV

I sighed as I walked with Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru, Kiba, Sai, and Neji down the hall inside of the new ninja academy. "How did I even end up in this mess stuck with these idiots?"

"Hey hey hey Temari where are we now, huh?", Asked a very excited fox boy.

"Naruto I'm only going to tell you one more time, we are in the academys dormatory, idiot." I answerd.

"But you said that three minutes ago!", he whined.

"Oh now I remember how I got into this mess again," I thought

Flash Back

"Temari-nii-san Temari-nii-san! Help us!!!!!!" my brothers yelled while runing into my dorm room.

"What?!?!"

"Help us! Hide us!!!" Kankuro yelled into my ear.

"What did you guys do?!"

"We acidentally blew up the library." Gaara answerd with a blank face.

"How did you blow up the library??" I asked confused.

"Um well you see....um well...." Kankuro started.

"Kankuro here desided to try out a new jutsu to try to impress his girlfriend." Gaara finished.

"BAKA" I yelled just as the RA ran into the room and grabed Kankuro and Gaara by the collars.

"This is the last strike you to you both are kicked out of this academy once and for all!!!!" the RA hollored.

"Wait wait. Isnt there some kind of deal we can make?" I asked. It would be bad if the Kazakage and his brother got kicked out of the only school that brings together all the ninja from almost every village. I mean come on how is this going to make our village look?

"Hmm well there is ONE thing you all can do...."

"Well what is it?" my brothers and I asked.

"Well Gaara and Kankuro you both will have to clean up all the bathrooms and shower rooms in this whole dormitory. And you Temari will have to escort the new students from Kohona here."

"NANI??" we asked.

"You heard me!"

"......fine"

End Flash Back

I came out of my flash back and saw Naruto passed out on the ground. "What the hell happend?"

"The dobe ran into a wall and knocked himself out." a very emo Uchiha answerd.

"Um actually Sasuke a door opened up and slamed into his face and knocked him out." replied Kiba

"...........same thing." Sasuke mutterd.

"OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY?? I'M SOOOO SORRY! GOMENASAI!!!" yelled a short girl with tan skin. She had a white towl around her thin body; and her wet dark brown layerd sholder length hair. Her bangs stuck to her forehead and covered her brown eyes. As she looked down at Naruto.

"Oh my kami, Kanna you killed someone again didn't you?" asked a taller girl about five inches taller then 'Kanna'. She also had a white towl wraped around her curvasious body. Her light brown hair was sholder length and wet. Her bangs were chin length and covered her right eye.

"Great it's my room mate and my brothers girlfriend." said Temari

"Hey whats that suppost to mean?" asked the taller girl.

"Oh shit did I say that out loud? Gomen Saki."

"OH NO'Z HE IS DEAD HE IS ,TOTALLY, DEAD I ,TOTALLY, KILLED HIM!" Kanna cryed out as anime tears fell down her face.
"Um I think he is only passed out." Shikamaru said

Kanna ignord him and continued to rant, "OH CRAP I GOT TO GO HIDE THE BODY! NOW SHOULD I PUT HIM IN THE DUMPSTER OR CHOP UP THE BODY AND PLACE HIM IN THE WALL OF THE BOYS BATHROOM??" Naruto moaned as he started to come to. "AHH ZOMBIE KILL IT KILL IT!!!!!" she hit him in the head with a bar of soap and knocked him out again.

"Um Kanna-chan you cant kill a zombie you can only rekill a zombie....and its probably going to come to life again." stated Saki.

"He is not dead he just got knocked out." said an anoyed Neji.

"Oooooooh, okay then." Kanna said with a shota style smile as her head tilted to the side.

"W-what happend?" asked a very confused Naruto.

"Oh wow he is really cute when he isnt dead." said Saki with a plain face.

"Huh?" Kanna looked down at Naruto as he sat up on the floor. "OH WOW HE IS!! KAWAI!!!!!" she glomped him and smiled while petting his head like a kitten. "I'm so sorry I knocked you out."

Naruto got a nose bleed and passed out.....again. Kanna sat up and looked at him. "Crap not again! Is this guy special or something?" asked Saki.

"Yes...yes he is." replyed Sasuke.

"Um okay?" asked a confuzzled Kiba.

"Hi~ I'm Kanna Tamashi" Kanna said as she stuck her hand out to Kiba.

"And I'm Sakinitama Hanayoshi, but just call me Saki." she said while crossing her arms infront of her chest.

"Saki and Kanna this is Shikamaru Nara, Kiba Inuzuka, Sai, Sasuke Uchiha, Neji Hyuuga," Temari pointed to each shinobi as she called out his name, "And that baka passed out on the floor is Naruto Uzumaki."

"So this is Shikamaru huh?" Saki said "To be honest with you Tem-chan I thought he would be cuter and kinda taller by the way you described him." Temari began to blush. "I mean you where all 'ohh my Shika-kun is sooo kawaii'."

Kanna grabed Shikamaru's chin and moved his head into diffrent derections looking intently at his face. She soon moved on and examined his body and walked around and looked at his butt, "Hmmm it is nice."

Temari's face turned the exact shade of a tamato. " I. AM. GOING. TO. FUCKING. KILL. YOU." she said. She began to chase Saki and Kanna down the hallway. Shikamaru stood stuck in his spot blushing while the other boys just watched curiously.

"AHHHHHHH!" the two girls screamed. Kanna began to run faster and faster while Saki just ran slower and slower.

"WHY AM I SO SLOW?!"

"ITS CAUSE YOUR A LAZY FATASS." Kanna answerd her ritorical qustion.

Saki stopped running and turned to look at her butt. "HEY IT IS NOT FAT!!" Temari tackled her to the ground.

"You are so dead." Temari said

"Oh yea?"

"Yea."

"Oh yea?"

"Yea."

"Oh yea?"

"Yea."

"Oh yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!"

`"What are you the fucking kolaid man??" asked Temari.

"...................maybe."

"Nice."

"Whats going on out here?" asked Kankuro

"Why are you guys making so much noise?" asked Gaara

"Kankuro-kun save me!!!" Kanna ran over to Kankuro and jumped into his arms while stradling him. Causing Kankuro to get a nose bleed and pass out.

"Not again." said Gaara

"Oh wow~ Kanky-kun you are so~ helpful." Kanna mocked him.

"What. Is. Going. On."

"Oh, you know, the usual Temari-sempai and Saki-sempai are trying to kill each other..." Gaara looked over at his sister stradling Saki waist.

Gaara made a 'wtf' face. "Okay thats enogh out of both of you. Temari-nii-san get off of her and Saki-chan whatever you did to piss off Temari-nii-san stop it."

"Kay." said Saki as Temari got off of her.

"........fine" said Temari.

"Well I'm getting tired and bored and cold so I'm going to my room to sleep. Ja ne."

"Kay see ya Kanna-chan." Saki waved as Kanna started to walk in the opisite derection that everyone else was walking. "Well that was fun wasnt it?"

"Dont talk to me." said an angry Temari

"Tem we are room mates you are going to have to talk to me eventually."

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Saki: PLEASE R&R

Kanna:YEA OR ELSE

Saki:or else what?

Kanna:or else Deidara will blow you up!!!!

Deidara:wtf when did i agree to this, un?

Kanna:*holds up bar of soap*

Deidara:oh shit fine I will blow up whoever you want, UN!