I needed a break from writing Ranma's escape so I decided to write a short story and don't worry I'm going to make sure this is going to be a good story

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It was night when a certain perverted gnome named Happosai woke up in absolute pain and he was in a trash can for some odd reason for the last thing he remembered was...

/this morning/

Kasumi Tendo was cooking breakfast for her family; as usual, it was harder than it looked actually for it took every ounce of her skills to cook for her entire family especially, since the Satomes have moved in, of course someone had to interrupt her while she was cooking, namely Happosai.

The perverted master of Anything Goes bounded into the kitchen in order to sample what the eldest Tendo girl has made for the family when he uncharacteristically tripped and his entire sack full of panties slipped from his back opening up and some of the panties have fallen in top of Kasumi, others fell into what she was cooking and most of them were erased from existence.

Strangely enough Kasumi turned and looked as the Author (me) and said, "Um... Author-kun would you please place something to keep the readers from getting mentally scarred and thank you."

OK that was creepy I might as well put this up, a picture of a duck suddenly appeared on screen when the sounds of the following but not limited to; a terrified scream, bones being shattered, more blood curdling screams, begging for mercy, and oddly enough tea time.

After the sound of madness stopped the duck vanished and the scene was not something needed to be described in a T rated fic and we might as well leave it at that.

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This fic was brought to you by hero in a cup and his insomnia fueled muse.