MorphManiac: This chapter has been edited. It has been remade. It has been made stronger. Faster. Better. Oh, you get the idea. I rewrote it. Yes, my penname used to be Jenny-the-Penny. But not for long.
Disclaimer: I do not own Trix, its rabbit, its yogurt, its cereal, or anything else related to it.
The Prologue
We've all heard the story of the Trix rabbit. We've seen the commercials. We've eaten the cereal. We've bought the t-shirt. And yes, maybe we've laughed a few times at the rabbit's antics. No one's really affected by it, right?
Wrong.
There was a time before the rabbit had the title "Trix" stamped onto him. There was a time before thousands, millions, billions of children cried "Silly rabbit." Yes, there was a time when the rabbit was just a cartoon rabbit with simple cartoon rabbit problems. But then he became a rabbit with complicated cartoon rabbit problems. And only after a long trial of tribulation and several tedious chapters did Trix come into play.
With this, we will delve into the complex mind of Randolph Rabbit. We will learn of his dreams…and his nightmares. And yes, we will laugh a little.
But not so anyone can hear.
