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She looked at the coin. It was the only one of it's kind in all of Neopia, and SHE would know. It had been in her possession for centuries. In fact, she couldn't quite remember where she had aquired it. For her not to know something was a very rare accurance indeed.

It was half the size of her palm, and had two similar yet different markings on either side. One side was surrounded with a red ring, with a red line cutting through the middle. The two halves that were made in consequence where filled in with black, with two white eyes (she didn't know how she knew what they are) in the upper middle of each half. It frightened her a little bit. It didn't feel evil, it just felt unpredictable. Sometimes, that's worse.

The other half was split in half with no lines in between. It was solid black and orange, save for the single white eye (similar to the other two on the other side of the coin). The eye was a slit surrounded by a black ring. This terrified her. It was evil. Evil of the most dangerous kind. The kind that can work day or night, unconfined to the darkness.

Something was strange about it this evening, or rather, stranger.'Flip the Coin! Flip the coin!' a voice cried out in her mind.

Her hands trembled. This shouldn't be happening.

'Flip the coin!'

Not to her!

'Flip the coin!'

She was the queen!

'Flip the coin!'

She was Fyora, Queen of the Faeries!

'FLIP THE COIN!'

"ALL RIGHT! I'LL FLIP THE FLIPPIN' THE COIN!" she covered her mouth. The doors to her chambers opened.

"Is everything alright, M'lady?" this was coming from the fire faerie that stood guard outside her door at night.

"I am fine, Penora. It was... a nightmare. Go back to your post."

Penora's face betrayed her uncertainty for a moment, but she quickly decided she had no right to argue with her queen,"Very well, M'lady. I will be outside of your chambers, should you need anything."

She then left Fyora alone. Alone to face the coin. She played with it in her hands for awhile, and then, she flicked it into the air with her thumb.


The X-men where having a 'family' reunion. Deadpool wasn't invited. He wasn't an X-men. He wasn't a mutant. He wasn't even a superhero. He was, of course, going anyway.

Deadpool was driving his self-made convertable (he ripped the top off). He could have teleported, but then he would have missed the opportunity to crash his car into the X-mansion. If Deapool was anything besides a low-down, crazy, wisecracking, violent anarchist, then he was an opportunist.

This means that he was currently going way faster than his current means of four-wheeled transportation was meant to go in it's prime, and was holding together in it's current state by a couple of screws and the prayer of anything unlucky enough to be on the road at the time.

By the time he was insight of the X-mansion, the car was shaking violently and things where starting to catch on fire under the hood.

"Come on baby, dady needs a new pair of AK-47's!" was all Deadpool had to say at a time when most men would be bussy finding religion.

So when a loud explosion took out the gate, the X-men, and a few assorted friends, wich included all veteran X-men as well as such big names as Spider-Man, Sunfire, and Captain Britain, assembled and prepared for an interesting fight. Most of them had guessed who they would be fighting. Only one person had enough crazy in his system to attack the Xavier Institute head on and in that fashion.

"Arrogant bastards..." Deadpool mumbled under his breath. Having blown open the gate, he was faced with a few robotic sentries that didn't get destroyed from his little 'accident'. Round floating spheres that could shoot a laser in any direction. Not very bright, though. Deadpool did a flying leap between the two remaining bots, and quickly teleported to the ground as they began to fire at him. Since he was no longer there, lasers cut through air, and straight to each other, destroying both quickly. He quickly moved from the front lawn in search of his prey, namely Wolverine's motorcycle.

"Is that IT? That's all I mean to you guys? I'm hurt, truly and deeply. I mean, I thought we had something," he sits down next to the garage door and puts his face in his hands and fakes a wimper or two, then shouts,"Special!" He then goes to out-right crying.

When the others (There were about fifty or so) finally found Deadpool by the garage, he was sitting there crying like a baby.

"Ackward..." said a very confused Spider-Man. Hearing him, Deadpool lifted his head. His face seemed to light up with a smile as would Christmas tree, and he jumped up to group hug the nearest people he could find. This was Spider-Man, Mystique, Beast, and as fate would have it, Wolverine. Ackward indeed. He then went into choked sobbing, thee drama queen.

The four in question just stood there frozen. The others just shuffled their feet ackwardly. This went on for ten minutes,. and when it finally sunk in that Deadpool could keep sobbing like a newborn for about as long as he wished, Prof. X spoke up.

"Is there something... wrong, Wade?" It just didn't seem like something one should be asking Deadpool.

He let go of the four embarassed heroes, much to their collective relief, and stopped his crying. With a sniffle he said,"You really do care! I was so worried you weren't coming!"

"Commin' fer what?" This is Rogue.

"Remy confused, mon ami. Dis ain't like him." This is Gambit.

"Well, my friends, I'm going to be taking a little trip, so I won't be able to see you for a while. Since I just know you'll miss me, I thought I'd give you something to remember me by."

Wolverine whispered to Spider-Man,"You willin' ta bet against this being about not gettin' an invitation, bub?"

Spider-Man snorted in amusement,"I look stupid to you?"

Wolverine just shook his head wearily.

"I heard that! While I am dissapointed in you all for 'forgeting' to send me my invitation, I'm willing to overlook that for the sake of friendship."

Mystique, Beast, and just about everyone else there rolled there eyes. But a few let the joy of even the possibility to be free from Deadpool's antics for any period of time blind their common sense.

Jubilee smiled."It'll sure get boring without you around!" She didn't say it like it was a bad thing.

Shadowcat even went up to shake his hand,"I'll, like, totally miss you!" 'Like I'd miss a plague!' Deadpool smiled and shook her hand. And then she remembered whos hand she was shaking, her smile became a bit more forced, and she phased out of his grip quickly, and ran to the nearest sink.

"Ok... Well, anywho, I just wanted to give you all a fond memory to think of when you think of me. I know you all have too few."

'Amen,' they all thought in unison.

"I don't know when I'll be back, see ya!" and with that, he pressed the button on his belt, and vanished.

Those assebled started to feel stupid for some reason.

"Why do I feel like I've just made a huge tactical error?" Cyclops said.

Nightcrawler just nodded in agreement.

Prof. X just wished he could read Deadpool's mind.

As they all turned around and started to head back to their reunion, they heard a sound that made their hair stand up (if they had any) straight. The garage door was opening, and an engine came to life.

Wolverine would know that engine anywhere.

"Gotta ride in style, Wolvie! Yeehaw, suckers! Remember THIS!"

The only thing that kept him from taking action was the light that appeared to be shining around Deadpool's form. Deadpool hit the gas and rocketed out of the garage. Heading right for the brick wall that surrounded the X-mansion. Everyone was too shocked to notice Deadpool start to fade away. By the time that Deadpool completely faded from the motorcycle, it slammed into the wall. Both wall and cycle were left in ruin, with no Deadpool to be found.

As Wolverine looked at the charred remains of his bike, his baby, he fell to his knees. Cyclops put a hand on his shoulder, completely understanding his pain. It was one of the few things they had in common.

"He will pay," was all he said, and he did it with an icy calm that left no room for arguements. "If I ever see him again, he will pay."


Fyora let out a sigh of relief. It had not landed on the evil side of the coin. Still, she was a little dissapointed. Nothing happened. Well, whatever. At least her mind could rest. She picked up the coin from the floor, and put it in a plain looking box, wich she stashed under her bed.

Little did she know, that somewhere in Neopia, Deadpool had arrived.


In closing, I'd like to think sabrina-diamond. Also, I need some ideas on what is to happen next, or things I could change about this chapter. I'm rather new to the whole Neopets thing.